You will, of course, have noticed that this sudden epidemic of translunacy coincided with the rise

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of Corbyn?

Be aware: Corbyn is going to steal your genitals and throw them into the pit in which he keeps his slavering stormtroopers. Owen Jones is going to eat your ***** and testicles.

[Classic Jorge]

You should write for the telegraph.

[Berni]

theories', j.

[Berni]

organs whatsoever.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

HERE! TAKE MY GONADS! HAVE THEM! TAKE THE WHOLE DARNED PACKAGE!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm amazed he hasn't sued.

[Berni]

Alsace. That seems to be the manly way to go.

My sister's place is for sale. We could get a fair few in there.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

After the choucroute, what then?

[Classic Jorge]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12063590_10206481198483666_104085367631408536_n.jp g?oh=1591557e8b378ffa8530ae188f789270&oe=56B93A5E

[Berni]

I take your point, though. Red seems to manage by consuming heroic quantities of beer and whisky.

Anyway, it would have to be somewhere like Alsace. I bet they don't have transgenders in Alsace. Mind you, with some of the women, it would be pretty academic, tbh.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

people with pronouns or whether people are non-binary or not.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean. Basel!

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They were on the radio a few weeks ago.

They were 1 person by the way.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hold on to your old chap, old chap.

[Berni]

Did they have a cock, I'm asking? A proper won.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm alone this evening. I may make the roesti.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Howre you feeling about the whole House of Lords blocking the vindictive, nasty bill thing?

[Berni]

smokescreen you throw up to mask the fact that your original point is fundamentally flawed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have the end of a piece of pancetta, a heel of comte, a banana shallot and some spuds. Also there are eggs.

You can see where this is going, can't you?

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/10/12/1318420057977/Felicitys-perfect-rosti-007.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=7a0ae2ed9d6a4c4633e330e89072f27f

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Still was to be fair.

Ugly as sin is my guess.

[Classic Jorge]

Given he's called every person he's ever been in a public meeting with "friends"

[Berni]

I have lobsters burning a hole in my freezer at the moment. However, I must go running this evening, so I probably won't have time to do them tonight.

[Berni]

those of his shadow cabinet colleagues - are not 'conspiracy theories'. They're not even smears. They're just facts.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Nobody is having to make anything up, are they?

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like Gore-Bown, I shall find my Shiwa Ng'andu and build my Africa House.

They won't be able to steal my cock from there.

[redgunamo]

to choose between any of them either way. So, I suppose, the weirdos have a point there, at least.

I prefer dogs because they're bigger (than bitches, I mean). That's it.

[Berni]

They'd probably have it off you and sell it to an impotent chineser on the black market. You can't trust anyone with your cock these days.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You haven't thought this through.

[Berni]