Jesus wept.

[Berni]

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/oct/27/eco-frie ndly-lifestyle-smell-hygiene-family (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/oct/27/eco-friendly-lifestyle-smell-hygiene-family)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'In my case, 35 years. No problem if you change your shirt every 2 days, and shower every 4. Fresh male sweat is the only test-confirmed fragrance to attract women.
For 50 years, I have only ironed a shirt for weddings or funerals.
So much crap we can dispense with.'

Of course the most offensive thing about that comment is the preposition hanging off the end.

[Pat Vegas]

he lives at home with his mum and is a sad lonely chap.

[Berni]

There's more than a prepostion hanging off the end of those, I'd say.

Also, you have to love the hopeful line about the scent of male sweat attracting women. :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

I can only imagine he must feel like he is walking around with his tackle in a bucket of KFC.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sadly, I can't, as he is a dirty *******.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

male or female sexual organs. It is important not to assume, in these matters, or you may cause they offence.

[Berni]

How exactly do you leave your personal life out of a story about changing gender?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/26/jack-monroe-tears -shtrag-daily-mail-linking-transition-personal-life_n_838843 0.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/26/jack-monroe-tears-shtrag-daily-mail-linking-transition-personal-life_n_8388430.html)

[Pat Vegas]

I have to change them as soon as I get home from work.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Personally, I'm a two shower a day man, but I understand that some find this excessive.

Fewer than one shower every day = dirty, dirty *******.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Charming girl. Boy. Thing. Whatever it is.

[Berni]

say. Anything less is vile.

[Berni]

That is the conclusion I draw from my scientific research, anyway.

[Pat Vegas]

I can't be buying towels constantly.

I do enjoy the towels in hotels.

[Classic Jorge]

We need to find a new one for non-binary people. If not for the sake of these people then for the sake of the language.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One bucket 'shower' each evening and the same clothes for 3 or 4 days in a row - in that environment it feels apprpriate. Of course, pretty much everyone one encounters carries the fiercely-sweet sweat reek of Africa to which one becomes desensitized remarkably quickly.

It's about environment, I think.

[Classic Jorge]

Though it works much better.

Oh bloody hell, I've othered them now.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:hehe: I made a joke j!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't recommend coitus in Africa, tbh. It's too hot and sweaty to engage in that sort of nonsense.

[Berni]

language and 'they' isn't it - 'It' is. Quite simply, 'they' does not agree with singular verb forms. 'It' does.

By all means call yourself whatever you like, but don't expect the rules of English grammar to change in order to accommodate your peckerdildos.

[Pat Vegas]

and why are we giving a f**k?

Has nobody got anything else to do now the gay rights cause is no longer really needed. any other bandwagons available?

I am sure there are thousands of f**king nerds in the world who like to be called by their geeky names.
I don't give a f**k about them or about these transgender types either.

[Classic Jorge]

I concur about coitus in africa, no good can come of that. Especially the bad aids.

[Berni]

kind of beans and then calling it a cassoulet is capable of anything.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Not to mention the hygiene issues.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

conclusion. 'I'm clearly a chick.'

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We finished with a week on a proper desert island. No electricity, no gas, no hot water...

Washing and shaving in cold water sounds appalling. And it is.

[Classic Jorge]

I know another nonbinary type who includes the prefix Mx in anything they build on the web, which is constructive at least

[Pat Vegas]

so I can say I am unemployed woman trapped in a working mans body and claim benefits?

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Which let's face it, sounded like a special of a TV show with Stephen Fry.

It's now LGBT+, which is anything is a green light for the closet case who runs this site to come out.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have been at one with nature.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

makes as many labels as possible.

Can't we just be people instead. In the past we try to get rid of labels now it's time to make new ones.

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Take a shovel and dig a hole deeper than 30 cm. Squatting is actually far more natural and beneficial than sitting on a so-called 'toilet'. Indeed, I'm pretty sure that I cleared much of the impacted matter from my colon.

[Berni]

man when you're clearly not, then that's what they'll do.

[Pat Vegas]

f**k off.

[Berni]

[Berni]

lavatories and changing rooms. People tend to be very liberal until such time as the issue in question starts to have a negative impact on them.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He'd be delighted to offer a hand if required.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm having my bowl removed forthwith. I'm going with this:

http://ramblecrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Squat-toilet.jpg]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fascists to a man, of course. But wise.

[Berni]

[Berni]

room for non-productive citizens and he could f**k back off to Blighty forthwith. :hehe:

They're not a sentimental lot.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I doubt he'd ever been further than Songo Songo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They probably took his application as clear evidence of mental illness.

[Berni]

American multinational (only with more corporal and capital punishment), extremely expensive and full of Australians.

Some of the women are utterly stunning, though. And the food's nice.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I also rasther like the Sky bar at Marina Bay Sands, although that can suffer from Australians.

Did you get to visit the wee church by the cricket pitch? A tiny little bit of Blighty right in the middle of the madness..

[Berni]

complex where the British High Command f**ked up the Singapore campaign entirely. It was rather Blighty-ish, as well.

Next year, we're going to be holding it at the Marina Bay Sands, apparently.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

How is Uncle Sidmouth?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]