There's one crossed off the list, then

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/best-selling-cookery-wr iter-activist-6713452 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/best-selling-cookery-writer-activist-6713452)

[Snin]

wd the best of british to you..it aint arf hot mum so to speak

[Berni]

Does that mean that beefy lady she's with isn't a lezzer anymore, then? :rubchin:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm down Harriet Harman, Laurie Penny and Polly Toynbee now.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

will have some input as to whether she gains a gentleman's part.

Can she be given a gentleman's part? There must be spares around from chaps who have gone the other way, so to speak.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps that's why they is confused.

[Classic Jorge]

She/He works fine but "They" makes he/she sound like there are many, many Jack Monroes.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

I mean she's still got all the lady bits, hasn't she?

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

im sure thats right :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mind you “A f**king Weirdo called Jack – 100 recipes on a budget” may have been difficult to shift in Smiths.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If she's got lady bits, why does she think she isn't a lady?

I'm not sure I believe in her lady bits.

[Snin]

eat bacon

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Back in 5.

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, it'd be like an offal bucket at an abattoir

[Pat Vegas]

in the boot of my car :-(

Though I might just go shopping with a washing basket next time.

[Snin]

http://img.allw.mn/content/cd/jo/xl1817s9.jpg

[Berni]

Which is basically a bit of sophistry that gives you license to make it up as you go along imo.

People need to pull themselves together. The whole f**king thing's getting silly.

Now, these lobsters. I had a lobster in Singapore with a chilli sauce that was absolutely outstanding. I'm going to attempt to replicate it.

[Snin]

a danish whislt shopping..so im still **** WINNING*****

[Berni]

Oh...you said 'vulva'. Sorry.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

to deny their sex/gender/whatever. All of a sudden every f**ker's at it. It's blatant bandwagon jumping and I, for one, refuse to have any truck with it. Yes, I can confirm that, as a radical statement, I am, and intend to remain, male.

Hmm. My main culinary memory of Singapore is the chilli crab; a similar recipe, one would imagine.

I fear very much that, a dish eaten on a humid night at Newton Circus, surrounded by the smells and sights of the Mysterious East, won't be quite the same on a Tuesday night in October in Ware. I wish you well with your experiment, naturally.

I have a small pot of the world's finest chilli oil. From Rwanda, it is. Like liquid fire. I will save you a drop.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Also, f**k all chance of getting f**king great mud crabs over here imo.

Have to say, the food in Singapore was generally delicious. Also, I became extremely fond of Roti Prata and dhal for breakfast.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Challenging to reach. Starting at 8,500' and then trekking up a f**king mountain through ranforest in 30 degrees and pissing rain takes it out of a chap. It was amazing how many fat Americans had paid all the money in the world to get there, only to find that they couldn't physically manage.

Odd place, Rwanda. There are rules about everything (for locals). You'd love it. No plastic bags are allowed to enter the country. Every 3rd Saturday everyone has to get together and clean their local area. Then they have to sit down and talk to their neighbours about any 'grievances'. It's like 1984. Every ridiculous rule is explained by the phrase, 'because of what happened'. I note that almost no one smokes. 'Because of what happened.' No one smokes because 20 years ago they decided to panga each other to bits? Right.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The food of the Gods.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A Hutu with a mainly Tutsi congregation. When 'what happened' happened, he gathered his flock into the church for sanctuary. When it was full, he locked the doors, got into a bulldozer, and smashed the church and the congregation into little bits.

Strange times.

[Berni]

Buttery, flaky, doughy bread. What's not to like? :cloud9:

[Snin]

to lie pretty low imo :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I made them once, in a roadside stall in Malaysia. I was rather good at the tossing and stretching and so on. The dough takes ages to make, apparently.

That Monroe has split up with the hefty bird, apparently.

[Berni]

It's one thing bulldozing your parishioners to death, but doing so when they're not in a state of grace is pretty serious imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It rather begs the question, 'If you object to these people so much, how come you married her, Genius?'

[Berni]

she wants a cock of her own.

The logistics and practicalities of all this are simply mind-boggling. For instance, if she says she's transgender, but takes up with a bloke, does that mean she's gay or straight?

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It is a legal requirement to wear shoes at all times whilst in public. All schoolchildren must have their heads shaved. The penalty for describing someone as 'Hutu' or 'Tutsi' is 5 years in jail.

All for the Greater Good, no doubt.

[Snin]

not me like but I know a few who probbly might take it as an opportunity to go get a new one ?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Whilst he's getting his sphincter reamed out by her gargantuan cock, can he console himself with the thought that at least he isn't gay?

[Berni]

your wife, suddenly being offered the opportunity to top her with the excuse of genocidal race hatred simply comes in handy, I suppose.

Next year, why don't you try not going to the scene of a genocide on holiday? How's that for radical?

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Berni]

Also, shaving children's heads would have saved me a fortune in nit treatments back in the day.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I assumed he'd been f**ked off by now.

[Berni]

However, he did appoint Seumas Milne as his spin doctor :hehe:

And it's emerged that he got the grand total of two Es at A-Level, which has caused Martin Amis to call him thick.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

About 80pc of the male population is carrying an AK47. Working in the fields, popping down the shops, drinking in a bar - AK to hand at all times.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wish I'd stayed home.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]