Awimb I am on a downer.

[Pat Vegas]

It's a bit odd going back to something you were very good at. Only now to be rather ****.

Although I should improve rapidly in the next weeks/months. It's hard going and my back hurts. From being the best in the group to being the worst is weird.

Apart from that try as I might I can't stop smoking :-( It's impossible. From patches to e-cigs to nothing I can't stop without going absolutely mental.

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

big bunch of ejjits, transgender bollox is really annoying ..its from too much bloody choice and thinking anyone can be anyone..you cant now just make the best of it and crack on you weirdo imo

[Berni]

myself 'How many more years can I do this?' It's very depressing.

[Snin]

plus the nggles and tweaks just kept adding up ..main thing is to fill the gap with something else like i did more mountain biking, running and cycling instead

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

Can't your stepson turn his arm over a bit? Teach him.

[Berni]

You don't get that with running and biking and ****, do you? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

I also like the decidedly short shrift she gave the morons.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

have the rape obsession that seems to bedevil modern feminism. She's also quite funny, which is f**king unusual for a feminist.

[Classic Jorge]

http://thumbs.mic.com/MjEyYjg3NWNlMyMvUzBDX1RWUVBkWU82WEFoaWJKTlgwZlFONC 1RPS8xMHg5MjoxNzA3eDExNjIvODQweDUzMC9maWx0ZXJzOnF1 YWxpdHkoNzApL2h0dHBzOi8vczMuYW1hem9uYXdzLmNvbS9wb2 xpY3ltaWMtaW1hZ2VzLzdkM2M0YjVmYTc5OGZhYWE4OTU4NmMz NWVlY2VmODBkZDAxMzA0Y2M0NzA4Y2UxOTg2ZjZkNTBhM2Y1N2 YwMzMuanBn.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

said - however apparently cruel, distasteful or savage - as long as it's funny and nobody is allowed to take offence and you're all on the same side really. As a result, I have probably laughed more within team environments than anywhere else in my life.

[Pat Vegas]

Nobody was interested in my small talk. (This is my first time playing in 12 years) Oh right and a little smile :-(


Apart from the coach who was fine as I had a lot of connections to him from people in the past.

[Pat Vegas]

only to sort of fall in a heap :-(

I confused the goalie though. I was skating like a prick but had a great shot.

[Pat Vegas]

pervert type in the group.

[Classic Jorge]

I got caught in some classic spin class banter at the gym yesterday. It was an effort to even mask 10pc of the clearly obvious contempt I felt for them.

[Classic Jorge]

Presumably you took up the mantlepiece etc

[Pat Vegas]

wearing my new Gretzky jersey.

This week I am wearing my tatty old training jersey.

[Snin]

but can be picky and not put up with the other 7 brain dead no marks talking ****e :-) plus bikes and rnning and climbing mean excuse to go alps, sardinia, all over shot..to do your 'sport'

[Red N White Army]

Now, I think he meant for the bantz, but it's not inconceivable he was just a perve. We all assumed the latter just to be on the safe side.

[Berni]

[Snin]

also hate most people especially as like me he finds most people too thick to vote or be allowed out..to then have depressing brain dead team sports bantz withthem seems to not be what i d expect from him

[redgunamo]

http://content.sportslogos.net/news/2015/09/Gretzky-Feature.png

[Snin]

no pont in small talk as the cnud will f**k off in a few weeks when his mid life crisis has died off a bit.. :-)

[Pat Vegas]

Next week they are honouring Michael Jackson of the Chicago Bulls.

[Classic Jorge]

They seem to love it :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Which made it even annoying that 50 year + dude has better fitness than me.

[Snin]

situations without the back up of brain dead pack animal types ? I genereally say what I want in any situation..hence I feel im happy all the time without having to hide in a shower with sme blokes to say it :-)

[Snin]

[Berni]

like me when I put the effort in. I have a modicum of wit and charm, you see? Sadly, so many people have neither.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

After nine months of gymming it I had something of a moment yesterday.

Someone came up to me and asked me if I was one of the personal trainers.

[Pat Vegas]

I tried a few boxing/mma gyms.

They work you like a maniac with the cardio. 'You are getting conditioned for the fight'

I don't want to have a fight I just want to know how to chin someone.

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

This e-cig vaping stuff.

How many puffs am I supposed to take :hehe:
I do like 5 or so.
But I am still craving smoking constantly.

[Snin]

BOOM BOOM 70's stylee jokes n the house :-)

[Berni]

of impulse control'.

That isn't a good thing. The ability to judge the appropriate environment in which to do or say certain things is also known as 'having social skills', s. :-(

[Snin]

:dickhead: :calmdown: :wave: :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

I'm more of a fan of the little and often style, think of it more like a pipe than a fag.

Though in the car I seem to go through multiples of what I do anywhere else

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I just laughed the whole business off

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

cant believe id never watched it before tbh..im not a Robin williams fan really but some good rib roast beef, couple of bottles of red and watching good will hunting was a most pleasant eve.

[Snin]

http://www.kanpai-japan.com/sites/default/files/uploads/2015/05/sumo-tournament-3.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

I think sw is the expert on this, though.

[Rich]

addicted, it just becomes easier to manage.

You need to be strong enough to realise it's a massively horrible process but that your life and general well-being will improve long term as a result.

Look at poor Cruyff - didn't listen to the medical advice and now will die from cancer.

[redgunamo]

nowadays are in fact, birds.

Real blokes today are mostly all homos with gym memberships and running shoes.

[Berni]

This is half the problem, you see? Everyone makes out like giving up smoking is equivalent to climbing f**king Everest or something. It's not. You feel a bit ****ty for a couple of days and after that you just have to display a little bit of willpower.

It's not actually that hard. Unfortunately, there is an industry devoted to telling everyone it is and trying to sell them unnecessary **** like patches and gum.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

How long does that last?

I am not really supposed to be a smoker.#
I only started when I was single to get womens.

[Berni]

[Rich]

allowed to give advice on the subject?

[Berni]

Breathe deeply and they pass.

[Ashberto]

And an endless expense in new hips and ****. Smokers are doing everyone a favour by pegging out early and saving money, freeing up housing and so on. They need more love & appreciaition imo.

[Red N White Army]

[Pat Vegas]

but then start when you retire?

[Berni]

I find it hard to believe that modern science can't come up with non-stinky tobaccao.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

yourself and those around you through the arseache. However, it sounds like your ice hockey was a bit of a wake-up call so you might have a chance.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Does that mean he doesn't understand them physiologically and cannot offer advice or treat them effectively?

[redgunamo]

as they say. The redgunamos are all prolific walkers.

[Classic Jorge]

Addictions arent really the same thing though, the only reason the GPs got stuck with that particular sticky wicket is due to Public Health stuff.

If he had any sort of addiction I imagine it would help.

[Berni]

don't imagine, since I'm saying 'It's not actually that hard, so just man up and don't bother unless you're serious and ignore all these supposed aids to quitting in favour of a pint of HTFU'. That probably runs counter to GMC guidelines and would probably get R in trouble.

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

earn a living too, rather than ethics, I suspect.

NTTAWWI, of course.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

At the end of the day, what difference does it make. Except to those that make a living out of it.

[Peter]

And patches would help with that.

The rage is probably as much about the habit. I think the trick is to convince yourself that you are not being denied anything. You dont want to smoke, it is just a hanit that convinces you that you do.

Unless of course you do want to smoke in which case stop trying to give up and just enjoy a lovely fag :-)

[Mc Gooner]

[redgunamo]

Otherwise they'll be .. ah :homer:

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

If I thought I could do it I would turn my arm over again. Maybe next year.