Fash style, Pat Vegas Air Travel Pet Peeves official list.

[Pat Vegas]

1) Some airports make you take out your iPad and some don't
2) the liquid ban is ridiculous
3) people who dither about trying to put cases in overhead lockers down the over end of the plane
4) people who take photos out of the window. There is never any need to do this more than once in your life.
5) When the plane is boiling hot when you get on it and then freezing cold
6) People who press the call button by mistake.
7)Airport prices
8) British airports charging for Wi-fi, or offering 30 mins free if you can be arsed to fill in the form.
9) general facilities of UK airports are dirty/usually out of order and vending machines do not work.
10) lack of drinking fountains.
11) screaming children
12) 2000 people arriving at the same time and having 2 people on the border control desk.
13) your mum
14) the TSA

This is not an official entry to the list. but at Gatwick in the 'Duty Free' shop the cigarettes are kept in a secret area with it's own door like a sex shop. Is this sort of censorship really required? The rest of the shop is full of booze and that is fine to be displayed.

I will add more later.

[Rich]

[Jake]

Be still my beating heart.

[Berni]

planes that isn't ****. I was in Changi airport last week - one of the most advanced in the world. Still ****.

[Pat Vegas]

Is no proof that it would have worked. And its never happened.

Improve the airport scanners is the solution. The new ones can tell what liquids are.

[Ashberto]

[barrybueno]

I've heard of a 'Mc****' but this is awesome.

[Luis Anaconda]

6am drinking :cloud9:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mind you Stansted always seems to have large crowds of loud annoying as f**k Italian/Spanish youths who appear unable to do anything unless they do it a) as a large group and b) at volume.

[Luis Anaconda]

Don't think a hangover is going to be a problem at that point.


Newcastle Sunderland
Man Utd Man City

Australia Argentina

Not sure what I am going to do all day

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

:-|

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Bank Holiday here.

:cloud9:

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I did think of suggesting he went for a walk, Ash style.

We both know he would just walk to the pub.

[Luis Anaconda]

before the pub. I love a walk around London

[Pat Vegas]

of course in London this is easier.

Same goes if you need to take a piss in the west in. Stroll into a hotel. Nobody will ever question what you are doing*. the toilets are clean they have nice toiletries and the higher category the better the towels.


*unless it's some small arse boutique hotel.

If you are nervous of strolling into a hotel and doing such a thing walk in and pretend to be on the phone. if you really want to go full force say out loud. Ok yep I am here I'll meet you in the lobby then.

[Pat Vegas]

they are smart cunds who make their toilets have a lock that only the guests can open with their room key.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I got off the bus from Old Street early on a previous trip and took the sunshine as I walked through Clissold Park to the pub.

It was 11:45am mind you.

[Ashberto]

Special price to you. my friend.

We certainly wouldn't let just anyone in to use the loo.

"CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?"

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Lunchtime beer before the pre-meal beer?

[Luis Anaconda]

though probably meeting W for pre-pizza beer before that :-)

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Too early to start?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

:-)

[barrybueno]

You could update it when certain establishments get wise to what's occurring.

'The Good **** Guide'

A 'must have' for all weak bladdered serial ****ters.

[barrybueno]

[Luis Anaconda]

He probably meant it might be too early to start if I hadn't finished from the night before

[Snin]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

my friend told me about this (he did actually)

he said on a certain site beginning with Xh.
There are 'tribute' videos to certain adult movie stars.

This is basically a video of them whacking off to their movies :-(

I don't get it.

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]