I've discovered that where I'm going to be staying in Singapore next time I go has this pool

[Berni]

Why? Why would they do that? When will the designers of tall buildings grasp that many people suffer from acrophobia and don't find this **** in any way amusing? :furious:

http://demilked.uuuploads.com/marina-bay-sands-hotel-singapore/marina-bay-sands-hotel-singapore-8.jpg

[Prat]

Just refuse to go bro. I sometimes refuse to go to the jobcentre due to my anxiety.

Pert

[Ashberto]

Though 'phobias' are supposed to be irrational. Nothing irrational about being scared about **** like falling off a skyscraper or mountain. See also, Islamophobia.

[Berni]

an unwillingness to risk falling hundreds of feet to one's death seems fairly reasonable to me.

[Classic Jorge]

dont worry, these things arent that bad, they always shoot them from that sort of angle

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Over ambitious on the diving board perhaps.

[Ashberto]

Have you perfected the art of the sausage-dam yet?

[Berni]

below, but even the illusion of it's bad enough imo.

Don't get me started on f**king 'skylifts' :shudder:

Got in one in the Heron Tower in London up to the restaurant at the top. Going down, it took every ounce of courage I had to step onto a glass floor hundreds of feet up in the air.

I had to close my eyes and whimper in terror as I went all the way down (much like when I was with your mum).

[PSRB]

apart from cable cars :shudder:

[Luis Anaconda]

Having a phobia of the evil f**kers who become dentists isn't irrational either - they are all *******s (except Manuel)

[Monty91]

Did you pick up all these neuroses during your stint in Stamford Hill?

How's the IBS?

[Berni]

Don't pretend it couldn't happen.

[Berni]

with bean juice by saying 'No beans' when ordering.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I never had these problems when I travelled with business to Bradford and Clydebank.

[Berni]

ground. That's why you don't get fear of heights when in an aeroplane. Many pilots are acrophobic, in fact. Ski lifts never bothered me, either. Cable cars did, but more because you're in a rickety f**king box hundreds of feet above the ground and only suspended by a f**king wire. And some utterly despicable c**t who deserves a painful death usually thinks it's funny to start rocking the f**king thing. Scum.

[Berni]

Does he show them pictures of said animals while drilling their teeth without anaesthetic?

[Classic Jorge]

Their lifts are *******s

[Classic Jorge]

Regular as clockwork, my movements are.

[Classic Jorge]

Though this might be another neuroses.

I must be the world's most neurotic gentile, I'm almost an honoroary hewbrew.

[Berni]

I had to climb up a rope and plastic gangway to get on board the world's largest container ship in Felixstowe last January. Terrifying. The only way I managed was by staring fixedly at the arse of my female colleague who was going up ahead of me. In my relief at getting up there safely (the ship, not her arse), I started babbling something of that nature to her and tried to reassure her I wasn't being a pervert. This, of course, just made me sound more like a pervert. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

They have nothing on one side of them and go up several storeys. :-(

['Neg]