Hector Bellerin is David Beckham’s son.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I know this as I was told it last night.

One of those real parental dilemmas where the term “shut the f**k up you dick” is both appropriate and inappropriate.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Presumably the kid who knows everything.

I let it go uncorrected as it’s not really that important in the scheme of things and did not want to promote in any way playground disagreements which could spiral out of control.

Parenting is a tightrope as you will know.

[Classic Jorge]

There's only one way to find out though, has anyone got his number? I could ring up and pretend to be Robert Mugabe and offer him 20m dorrar to represent my next round of agricultural reforms.

A proper Beckham weuld gladly accept such an opportunity to further his brand so shamelessly, like a big massive whore.

[redgunamo]

Explains alot.

[Classic Jorge]

would be a bit harsh disowning Hector, wouldnt it?

[Berni]

Maybe he blacks up for extra verisimilitude?

[Classic Jorge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/586243168661823488/LjmUtAQS.jpg

[Ben.]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/71b21a7780042bb9398c2ed1f51d0972/tumblr_n3h4fc1NuQ1s3kc0io1_500.jpg

[Berni]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8scQyTIQAAblL6.jpg

[redgunamo]

rendition of "Sonny Boy", after a long evening supping with the lads.

[IUFG]

and in any case...why not after a few Tempranillos?

[barrybueno]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was thinking 7 pints.

[IUFG]

again...

[Berni]

place, so I can't see how the dates add up at all, tbh.

No. I'm calling bull**** on this one.

[redgunamo]

[barrybueno]

Patricks? O'Neills? Am I f**king Oirish or what?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not totally impossible.

[Berni]

Personally, I'm guessing not.