I'm thinking about buying one of those lottery scratchcards from Tesco for the first time evs. Might

[Fred Killah]

or might not mark me out as a bigger c**t than I already am, but any suggestions on which one(s) to pick? The Monopoly one looks like the most interesting one I suppose...

[Rich]

dysfunctional in one way or another.

A sweeping generalisation, of course. But you do see a large number of deviants buying them. Stick to the normal lottery tickets imo.

[Classic Jorge]

watch the counter for a while, see what other people buy and whether they win anything. When one looks like it's about to drop move in for the kill, professional style.

[barrybueno]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insive8j2e0

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Fred Killah]

[Fred Killah]

how trite and c**tish that would make me.

f**k it, I'll pop my cherry by scratching the f**k out of one and promptly discarding it when I realise I've won f**k all :-)