Fact of the Day - Alistair Cook's innings has now lasted longer than the entire 4th Ashes Test

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

Look it up, lads. I'm not leaving wiki links about the place today.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Amazing scenes in Abu Dhabi. Alastair Cook has lost his mind. As Babar is coming in, Cook throws off his glove and helmet, switches to a right-handed stance, runs down the pitch, misses and gets stumped. Livid with himself, he shows his anger by slapping Ben Stokes as he walks off.

You know that hasn't really happened, don't you? The reality is what we've seen for 13 hours. Defending Babar, then a sweep for a single.

[Luis Anaconda]

My mate Jason has flown over from Melbourne. When he left Australia, Cook was batting. He's here now. After a 31 hour journey.