My bad habit of saying yes whatever the Barber says has led to me now sporting

[Pat Vegas]

one of those stylish beards that the young turkish fellas like.

I thought he was going to give it a trim not make look like some sort of Craig david wannabe.

[Berni]

Some of the barbers in my place don't even speak English. I have to give my instructions to their boss, who then (hopefully) explains what I want.

[Pat Vegas]

then they do.


They sure know how to use em.

[Berni]

everything. Do yours burn your ear hair with fire?

[Pat Vegas]

I think i'll get my beard done there every time now.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He hangs around like a bad smell looking for the 2 euro change as means of a tip but quite frankly he can go f**k himself.

Turkish c**t that he is.

I remember 2000.

[Classic Jorge]

Exquisite logic there

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He wants to get a tip.

[Classic Jorge]

You could lose an ear if you dont. It's an investment imo.

[Berni]

Mine recently went up to 11 quid, which has annoyed me somewhat from a tipping point of view. On a ten pound haircut, you give a pound and nobody can argue as it's ten percent. But on 11 quid you either have to tip one pound ten or just go the whole hog with two quid. I normally do the two quid, but feel slightly conned.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is 10 euro in Sams, but not on a Friday.

I don't think he deserves a tip. He does his job, he does it well. I bid him a good day and expect his employer to remunerate him.

We're not Americans B.

[Berni]

I went with Sir C to his hairdressers the other week. He was done by quite the gayest man you ever did see. I shudder to think what it cost.

[Luis Anaconda]

not something that is easy to get across to the English and Irish c**ts who come over here

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You wouldn't tip a bar man, but you would tip the young waitress staff that kindly brings your pints from the bar each time.

It is this inconsistency that I find disagreeable.

[redgunamo]

Oh. So do you lot.. :homer:

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[Luis Anaconda]