Dinner?

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

Also, too early.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Traditional local harvest festival stuff. Perfectly foul.

[Pat Vegas]

I have nothing else to say.
except there is a woman in the office who keeps saying 'Check check, double check'

When she says this I feel like smashing up the place.

[Jake]

[Snin]

? might have overplayed it around the box

[Berni]

Because I like a bit of flammekuechen. It's like pizza but without so much tedious vegetable matter.

[pjlincs]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Jesus christ.

[Monty91]

Couple of squares of M&S Swiss milk chocolate for afters, and lashings of fruit.

[Monty91]

Couple of squares of M&S Swiss milk chocolate for afters, followed by lashings of fruit.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sachet of some ****, chilli flakes, peanut butter.

I believe BANG! Is the appropriate term.

[Jake]

[Monty91]

I want to be you :-(

[Berni]

This was particularly tricky when I did Sunday lunch for me, the wife and various children, when I discovered the secret of perfect roast potatoes* and couldn't have any. :cry:


*You cook them in the oven and then, just before serving, you deep fry them for a minute in the deep fat fryer. Perfect, they were - apparently :-(

[Snin]

poor mans thai imo

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You big f**king non-binary poofter.

[Monty91]

Baby, y'see.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

You, on the other hand, are probably TOFI (Thin Outside Fat Inside) :nod:

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

Given that you also consider exercise to be a singularly homosexual enterprise, I'm not quite sure where this leaves unfortunate types like Berni.

[Ashberto]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1281260.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Pot-Noodle.jpg

[Berni]

When my daughter was young was when I first put on a load of weight, actually. Too knackered to exercise, you get into bad eating patterns and habits and you tend to comfort eat to distract you from the relentless misery of babies. :-(

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I get mine from the real Asians.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41wxTwAVoqL.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And for the record I have nothing whatsoever against exercise, I am not that f**king stupid.

I don't like gyms.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

I have found a nice jogging route though, that takes me past Mesut and Alisher's houses.

[Berni]

It's a rum old business, to be sure. Can't say I miss it very much.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

For afters I will probably have a Mint Magnum or a rake of digestives with a glass of milk.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I eat a considerable amount of the things Berni has listed and am far from fat.

[Berni]

Have you considered a vegetable, at all?

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Last night I had pasta and pesto. Night before I had some toast.

I had some sugar snap peas on Sunday.

[Berni]

[Fred Killah]

[Berni]

that do me the most damage. :-( The only upside is that I don't have a sweet tooth, so at least am spared the ravages of sugar.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have never been fat but can’t imagine what my arteries etc may be like given I come from a family with a good track record of heart related issues.

[Berni]

I just like to occasionally bring up TOFI to worry smug thin f**kers, tbh ;-)

[Monty91]

But I find it almost impossible to put on weight.

I’m 35 now so I’m assuming I’ve simply lucked out for life.

Sorry.

[Berni]

Regular exercise and lean muscle make a huge difference to metabolism.

I basically didn't exercise in any meaningful sense between the ages of 24 and about 35. That's where the real damage was done for me, I think. :-(

Mind you, you want to watch that chocolate habit.

[redgunamo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQuYlIxWwAABqnE.jpg

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

She will tell me where she has put the remote

[Fred Killah]

calories of chocolate a day.

All those spikes from refined sugars each day isn't a good thing m.

[Ashberto]

Not quite the same afterwards.

[barrybueno]

I may not go to work tomorrow

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

and still want more. Actually that lasted until I was mid 30s. Now (42) I'd struggle past 5 or 6.