These swegway things, they look quite good but I imagine they are death traps

[Classic Jorge]

I've seen three in the flesh and twice the rider has been on the floor within 30 seconds.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The driver (?) looks like a c**t.

[Luis Anaconda]

I was only there for the free beer so declined. It could only have ended badly

[Berni]

round a skateboard goes. :hehe:

I've seen three of them in the last week. Everyone on them has looked unstable - in every sense.

[Classic Jorge]

I wouldnt be seen dead on one, naturally. Especially after seeing such a high deck rate

[Classic Jorge]

They're only front teeth after all

[Berni]

look. Neither would it be in any sense a good idea.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have witnessed passers by just verbally abusing them as they go by.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8324/8141859505_26c2e69755_b.jpg

[Berni]

There are photographs of me on a Segway wearing a dickhead helmet. :-( When using it, I thought it was the *******s - great fun and I assumed I looked as cool as f**k.

However, then I saw the picture. Naturally, I looked a right c**t. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

The thing that gets me is what's the relationship between segways and swegways, people seem to be confusing the both a fair bit and - having already fallen off a segway - I've no desire to repet the experience.

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

https://vice-images.vice.com/images/content-images/2015/09/23/first-inevitable-swegway-theft-occurs-teen-punched-in-face-505-body-image-1443009520.jpg?resize=*:*&output-quality=

[Classic Jorge]

Relatively speaking

[Berni]

The bloody things are impossible to fall off of.

[Berni]

Mind you, I'm pleasantly surprised he has anything except mirrors, tbh.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But I am unsure as to how you are linking me with An Garda Siochana.

[Classic Jorge]

But there was some unpleasantness with a pedestrian and I took avoisive action

[Classic Jorge]

You're confusing segways and swegways, was my point

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I suspect it is still a vehicle for c**ts.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=588502 &mid=4061176&rid=293&S=6c7474b6f8a476a8a5ebcf1cc 80c9604&rev=&reveal= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=588502&mid=4061176&rid=293&S=6c7474b6f8a476a8a5ebcf1cc80c9604&rev=&reveal=)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Exhibit A my lord.

[Berni]

imaginary referee and wave his arms around in exasperation?

[Luis Anaconda]

a procedure as standing on one without failing miserably

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

that kept him out for a couple of months.

"I am afraid Olivier is leetle bit the c**t and will be out two to three weeks"

[Snin]

well when I say good..lets say as polished as that one...a polished turd..both of them

[Mc Gooner]

[Mc Gooner]

ghey things OG is standing on

['Neg]

[Supermac1976]

And you get to look like a right fecking ponce as a bonus.
http://www.solowheel.eu/wp-content/uploads/wow-slider-plugin/33/images/www.solowheel.eu_solowheel_guy_riding_and_phoning_ and_steering_paris.jpg

[Mc Gooner]

[Snin]