Hang on, so sticking a bunch of poles in the ground allows you to ignore Jewish law?

[Monty91]

http://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/environment/west_hampstead_eru v_gets_the_go_ahead_1_4250855 (http://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/environment/west_hampstead_eruv_gets_the_go_ahead_1_4250855)

Are you allowed a bacon sarnie?

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

I have been invited into a frummer house to turn on a kettle once.

[Brentwood]

[Monty91]

to him from their doorstep to ask if he would come in and turn their lights off for them, because it’s past nightfall.

When he tells them he’s happy to do so, but that he’s actually Jewish himself, they refuse to let him and wait for a gentile to pass.

These c**ts need gassing.

[Berni]

its title.

[Brentwood]

having me on

What do they do on Saturday's then? Unzipping your fly to take a piss is no different to switching a lightswitch on

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

I reckon you could get that that one past God on a technicality

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]

An atheists life is such a simple normal one :cloud9:

[Snin]