The maths to prove that Mike Dean hates Arsenal. Still, more interesting than a Rich's Cheesy party

[Bergkamp's Brain]

http://discoveringstatistics.blogspot.co.uk

[Luis Anaconda]

the Rich thing, I mean. Proving Mike Dean is a ****er is like proving water is wet

[barrybueno]

basics as in 'Mike Dean is a ****er'

[Classic Jorge]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

and Luis tbh.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

I have to say, my imagination has been sparked by this bizarre Made in Chelsea cheese party.

I'm rather disappointed by the youth of today, even the posh people I knew in my salad days - and I did knock about north london so I knew a fair few - knew how to have it at least medium, if not properly large.

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I think it's quite cute. Rich doing the things he thinks he should do rather than what he wants to do. I imagine the conversation will be boats, ISAs, and where they buy their red trousers. Rugby may be brought up although i doubt any of them actually have a clue about it.

[Classic Jorge]

I wouldve thought the only reds there would be in the various colours of trouser.

[Berni]

Yarg? Wensleydale? Lincolnshire Poacher? These are all the dullest of dull English cheeses. I would have hoped that we'd have got some better suggestions, tbh.

[Luis Anaconda]

from a rival German club (generous to call Stuttgart rivals.) Gardiola seems to be building a younger team - seems he might stick around for a few years yet, if they let him. Young Coman looks quite the player and is getting a few games now

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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or perhaps

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[Classic Jorge]

I was suggesting Garsdale, which is a variant of Wensleydale and it's bloody lovely. It's full of garlic and chives, but is only really decent if bought in a waxed truckle. It doesnt travel well.

[barrybueno]

shouted down by the great unwashed :-(

Tbh tho I'm glad I'm not invited. I'd rather watch the last five minutes of the '99 CL final on a continuous loop for 4 hours...

[Classic Jorge]

I think it's a shame as you could probably nip round there in 35 minutes, with decent traffic.

Pop in to samir solano's place along the way, pick up some cheese strings and a rose lambrini.

Job done

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We all, bigger clubs being we, steal young players from smaller bostonbrian rival clubs – Walcott, Chamberlain, Chambers.

Coman looks to have fitted in nicely, must say I did not expect him to be such a first team presence so soon given his more peripheral role at Juve. Costa also appears to have rejuvenated them somewhat. Ribery and Robben in reserve.

:-|

Kimmich comes in to play midfield in a big European game. Martinez on the bench. Alonso and Vidal in reserve.

:-|

:-|

I am considering lodging a complaint to UEFA.

[barrybueno]

see if Scarlett fancied a bit of rough although that may lead to a bunch of fives from her boyfriend Zachary :hehe:

[Berni]

A cheese should stand or fall by its own, intrinsic cheese flavour. Adding other flavours always suggests to me that the underlying cheese is bland.

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

In a nice wee truckle it's got a lovely delicate sharpness and even melts really well.

I've no truck(le) with your blue cheeses, mind. I had a lovely smoked paprika one the other day.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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[Ashberto]

[barrybueno]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Chief Arrowhead]

That's not in his equation.