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Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:15 PM
I want a sword, my other half isnt too happy about the idea and put her dainty foot down when I saw one in a shop the other day. She's not really too up for the whole weapons-cache-in-the-house business.
I have some implements with which to assail burglars and jehovas witnesses (they can also be a bit tasty sometimes) but none of them are a proper weapon. They're only a hand axe and a pick axe handle.
What weapons do you have about the house?
Billy Goat Sverige
10-01-2015, 01:17 PM
Pat Vegas
10-01-2015, 01:17 PM
Luis Anaconda
10-01-2015, 01:20 PM
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:20 PM
handle and it has a lead knob on the end. I've had it for years. No idea whatsoever where I acquired it.
Seriously, though, a sword? Isn't that a bit 'Martial Arts-obsessed loner'?
Billy Goat Sverige
10-01-2015, 01:21 PM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:23 PM
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:24 PM
Pat Vegas
10-01-2015, 01:24 PM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:25 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
10-01-2015, 01:25 PM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:27 PM
I dont want a samurai sword, I just want to be able to unsheath it in the event of a burglary.
I feel I've gone beyond the whole pickaxe handle thing and the axe isnt big enough to look properly menacing.
Pat Vegas
10-01-2015, 01:27 PM
Like banshee. or the noise an Italian or Spaniard makes when their team score a goal.
Where I used to live there was a bloke on the roof he legged it I felt quite tough.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 01:27 PM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:28 PM
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:28 PM
http://britfa.gs/nom/src/143816157434.jpg
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:29 PM
Chief Arrowhead
10-01-2015, 01:29 PM
Purchased this over the summer:
http://alamotacticalreviews.com/2013/11/12/mossberg-jm-pro-s eries-930/ (http://alamotacticalreviews.com/2013/11/12/mossberg-jm-pro-series-930/)
Best I've seen so far for home sdefense.
Oh, and a 2 iron :-D
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:30 PM
you've just cleft someone i'twain with broadsword imo. It kind of smacks of pre-meditation imo.
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:30 PM
Like "Two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the ground"
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:32 PM
bunch of blokes chasing an Asian girl who's run off with a white lad. Very good.
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:32 PM
Sort of knocked him back out the quarterlight, like one of those kids hammer and peg sets it was.
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:33 PM
I always suspected you of having an iron in the bedroom though, cheef
Luis Anaconda
10-01-2015, 01:33 PM
Pat Vegas
10-01-2015, 01:34 PM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:34 PM
Obviously you'd have to burn them before they turned
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:35 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
10-01-2015, 01:35 PM
https://agentofhistory.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/jc-as-obk-1.jpg
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:37 PM
urination.
The missus kept groaning about it at first because the locations reminded her of where she grew up. Not something she enjoys. :hehe:
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 01:37 PM
Pal.
Yours
R Pickering
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:37 PM
You need to look at the broader issues, why is this man in your house? What are the underlying socio-economic factors that lead us here and how are we, as a modern democratic nation in the 21st century, proposing to redistribute wealth in a fairer, more consensus based way.
Billy Goat Sverige
10-01-2015, 01:38 PM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:38 PM
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:40 PM
understand the new politics like he did with that reporter yesterday.
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:41 PM
help it. She f**king hates the place.
Chief Arrowhead
10-01-2015, 01:41 PM
shotgun - you're not going to be in the right frame of mind for precise aiming
short barrel - people underestimate how tight the space is if you are in your house
not too powerful - you don't want to be going through the perp and hitting things behind him
semiautomatic - hold 8, reloading is rather inconvenient in such circumstances
can be fairly easily controlled with one arm - You might be pinned down
solid construction - in case you need to hit someone with it.
Downside is that it does take a fair amount of practice. Then again that's fun in and of itself.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 01:43 PM
I used to know a bloke had some guns around the house.
Did not end well for him.
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:45 PM
shot another human being with it, though.
'6 out of 10. Not enough stopping power!
It killed him right enough, but not as quickly as I would have liked. He was still able to plead with his eyes and choke on his own blood for a good 30 seconds after I'd put two shells in him. Something for the manufacturer to work on there, I'd say.'
Berni
10-01-2015, 01:46 PM
world's worst shot or a character in The Purge.
Ashberto
10-01-2015, 01:51 PM
You'd have to carry it around with you, and then keep it next to the bed at night, which sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 01:54 PM
Chief Arrowhead
10-01-2015, 01:58 PM
solves the one downside to a shotgun which is the reload. Not so easy in the dark with your heart racing and the perp still presumably upright!
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 02:01 PM
It's just not as grimy and edgy as it used to be.
and you can touch it whenever you want
barrybueno
10-01-2015, 02:23 PM
the burglar down and make him a cuppa and discuss some things :clap:
RIP :-(
redgunamo
10-01-2015, 02:42 PM
Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))
10-01-2015, 03:00 PM
When fully loaded with batteries - they do give a hefty whack....
You farkin' want some! :furious:
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redgunamo
10-01-2015, 04:24 PM
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