LOVE IT! BELLEND

[Snin]

http://www.maidenhead-advertiser.co.uk/News/Areas/Maidenhead /Rude-message-placed-on-BMW-windscreen-after-it-was-left-in- front-of-car-park-exit-29092015.htm (http://www.maidenhead-advertiser.co.uk/News/Areas/Maidenhead/Rude-message-placed-on-BMW-windscreen-after-it-was-left-in-front-of-car-park-exit-29092015.htm)

[Classic Jorge]

What do you drive, snin? I'm imagining some sort of Audi A5 or something.

[Luis Anaconda]

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hanna-barbera/images/2/2e/SlagBrothers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121021011217

[Pat Vegas]

http://i.imgur.com/DBwPLDJ.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11817055_803576403097057_3195727738257764220_n.jpg ?oh=dfab3343cc6c4c58a2abc6ec60e5d521&oe=568E6DB2

[Classic Jorge]

If for nothing else then for the way the driver had to carefully get out of the car and gently close the door so the tickets didnt get blown off the dashboard.

I got a ticket like that recently :fume:

[Snin]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Lexus_IS300-SportCross.jpgis300 lexus ..beutifull fun

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4595649/alan-partridge-dan-o.gif

[Snin]

stones n glasshouses

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

I'd imagine these are on both of our xmas lists

http://johnlewis.scene7.com/is/image/JohnLewis/000107655?$prod_main$

[Classic Jorge]

https://images.rapgenius.com/20a4aaefc79ac83029d6593db7f84d53.500x406x6.gif

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

system withcds and funny sreens n equalisers n graphics n ****.. rear rear wheel drive..bit of neon..rear wheels spinning..just call me fast and furious...the ladies do..well im fast and I leave them furious :-) im here all week!

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

Well it's one way of getting IKEA, I suppose

[Snin]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0142A3A1O?ref_=pe_190913 1_77697001_tnp_email_TE_AMZLdp_1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0142A3A1O?ref_=pe_1909131_77697001_tnp_email_TE_A MZLdp_1)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KMIJDP8?ref_=pe_190913 1_77697001_tnp_email_TE_AMZLdp_1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KMIJDP8?ref_=pe_1909131_77697001_tnp_email_TE_A MZLdp_1)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/6042740075?ref_=pe_190913 1_77697001_tnp_email_TE_AMZLdp_1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/6042740075?ref_=pe_1909131_77697001_tnp_email_TE_A MZLdp_1)

for mountain biking in wales next week :-)

[Pat Vegas]

I need something with a bit more space for my hockey bag and sticks.

[Snin]

:hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The whole front wheel v rear wheel drive thing is lost on me I am afraid, but carry on. I obviously know which are the front and reverse wheels but the difference in the drive quality, as such, and if that is the correct term, would be an irrelevance.

Now the sound system thing, one can have 19 speakers and 400 watts but if one is playing drivel then it is another irrelevance. It is like owning a pair of Adidas World Cups and being unable to trap a ball, or use both feet.

For the record, and I mean this as no offence, I suspect, with good reason I add, that your taste in music is awful. Similar to Peter, but not just as bad.

[Snin]

type things always when I could..far more practical and also fun if rearwheel drive as extra length and lack of weight at back when empty means DONUTASTIC :-)

[Snin]

cd's my son gives me of whats on now..credence Clearwater, cat stevens, happy Monday/charlatan type stuff,daisy age hippity hop, Tribe called quest...a range of ****e SW a range of ****e but no cnting weller..the blokes a bellend

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And naturally I apologise for that is the type of person I am.

The Charlatans would be very regular visitors on my wheels of steel (i.e. iPod).

Not a fan of Drum n Bass mind you, bit too frenetic for me.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/tests-on-audi -cars-find-they-contain-tossers-20150930102445 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/tests-on-audi-cars-find-they-contain-tossers-20150930102445)

[Ashberto]

To distinguish from the hybrid technology Energy Recovery Systems (ERS) components of what is now known as a Power Unit (PU). Yes, I know. :-| (The whole thing has actually brought F1 to its knees as in most races only one car can ever win and most of the other teams are either **** and/or bankrupt)

I say 'Ironic' because Snin is known for his robust opposition to all things tree-hugging and would probably rather be dead than drive a hybrid.

[Classic Jorge]

That way lies madness imo

[Ashberto]

before graduating to Audis.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I sometimes wonder about F1 mind you as I am not in any way a fan nor do I watch it, but as with any sport one can be exposed to results and news, it appears to me that Lewis Hamilton seems to win almost every race to the point that it must be interminably boring.

Like the SPL but in cars.

[Ashberto]

Jesus Christ.

" A MUST-HAVE ACCESSORY: Cycling, Backpacking, Hiking, Camping, Skiing, Climbing, Fishing, Hunting, Jogging, Yoga, Motorcycling, Tennis etc. for men, women, child, teen, adult in any outdoor activity."

So it's now compulsory, according to these peoples' marketing dweebs, to look like a complete and absolute c**t when performing any outdoor activity.

[Ashberto]

but even the Vettel and Schumaker eras were not this predictable. The manufacturers insisted on complex hybrid technologies (to be 'relevant' to road cars) which turned out to be ruinously expensive and difficult to get right. Only one manufacturer did, but in an attempt to control costs the rules severely restrict development of the engines which locks in the leader's advantage and makes it impossible for the others to catch up. Total clusterf**k.

The moral of the story? Motorsport should never pretend to be green.

[Ashberto]

[Snin]

it to be turned on max pollution..you can also still buy leaded petrol in marlow :-)http://www.platts.co.uk/petrol-station/ ive asked to get mine reconverted to love lead

[Snin]

knees imo

[Snin]

plus also scare / surprise the old folks this winter as I run around marlow every morning at 6am :)

[Mo Britain less Europe]