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Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:13 AM
What do you drive, snin? I'm imagining some sort of Audi A5 or something.
Luis Anaconda
10-01-2015, 10:18 AM
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hanna-barbera/images/2/2e/SlagBrothers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121021011217
Pat Vegas
10-01-2015, 10:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DBwPLDJ.jpg
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:19 AM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11817055_803576403097057_3195727738257764220_n.jpg ?oh=dfab3343cc6c4c58a2abc6ec60e5d521&oe=568E6DB2
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:20 AM
If for nothing else then for the way the driver had to carefully get out of the car and gently close the door so the tickets didnt get blown off the dashboard.
I got a ticket like that recently :fume:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Lexus_IS300-SportCross.jpgis300 lexus ..beutifull fun
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:27 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4595649/alan-partridge-dan-o.gif
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 10:29 AM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:32 AM
I'd imagine these are on both of our xmas lists
http://johnlewis.scene7.com/is/image/JohnLewis/000107655?$prod_main$
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:33 AM
https://images.rapgenius.com/20a4aaefc79ac83029d6593db7f84d53.500x406x6.gif
redgunamo
10-01-2015, 10:34 AM
system withcds and funny sreens n equalisers n graphics n ****.. rear rear wheel drive..bit of neon..rear wheels spinning..just call me fast and furious...the ladies do..well im fast and I leave them furious :-) im here all week!
Mo Britain less Europe
10-01-2015, 10:38 AM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:39 AM
Well it's one way of getting IKEA, I suppose
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0142A3A1O?ref_=pe_190913 1_77697001_tnp_email_TE_AMZLdp_1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0142A3A1O?ref_=pe_1909131_77697001_tnp_email_TE_A MZLdp_1)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KMIJDP8?ref_=pe_190913 1_77697001_tnp_email_TE_AMZLdp_1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KMIJDP8?ref_=pe_1909131_77697001_tnp_email_TE_A MZLdp_1)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/6042740075?ref_=pe_190913 1_77697001_tnp_email_TE_AMZLdp_1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/6042740075?ref_=pe_1909131_77697001_tnp_email_TE_A MZLdp_1)
for mountain biking in wales next week :-)
Pat Vegas
10-01-2015, 10:41 AM
I need something with a bit more space for my hockey bag and sticks.
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:42 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 10:42 AM
The whole front wheel v rear wheel drive thing is lost on me I am afraid, but carry on. I obviously know which are the front and reverse wheels but the difference in the drive quality, as such, and if that is the correct term, would be an irrelevance.
Now the sound system thing, one can have 19 speakers and 400 watts but if one is playing drivel then it is another irrelevance. It is like owning a pair of Adidas World Cups and being unable to trap a ball, or use both feet.
For the record, and I mean this as no offence, I suspect, with good reason I add, that your taste in music is awful. Similar to Peter, but not just as bad.
type things always when I could..far more practical and also fun if rearwheel drive as extra length and lack of weight at back when empty means DONUTASTIC :-)
cd's my son gives me of whats on now..credence Clearwater, cat stevens, happy Monday/charlatan type stuff,daisy age hippity hop, Tribe called quest...a range of ****e SW a range of ****e but no cnting weller..the blokes a bellend
Mo Britain less Europe
10-01-2015, 10:51 AM
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 10:52 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 10:57 AM
And naturally I apologise for that is the type of person I am.
The Charlatans would be very regular visitors on my wheels of steel (i.e. iPod).
Not a fan of Drum n Bass mind you, bit too frenetic for me.
Mo Britain less Europe
10-01-2015, 11:04 AM
Bergkamp's Brain
10-01-2015, 11:20 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/tests-on-audi -cars-find-they-contain-tossers-20150930102445 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/tests-on-audi-cars-find-they-contain-tossers-20150930102445)
Ashberto
10-01-2015, 11:30 AM
To distinguish from the hybrid technology Energy Recovery Systems (ERS) components of what is now known as a Power Unit (PU). Yes, I know. :-| (The whole thing has actually brought F1 to its knees as in most races only one car can ever win and most of the other teams are either **** and/or bankrupt)
I say 'Ironic' because Snin is known for his robust opposition to all things tree-hugging and would probably rather be dead than drive a hybrid.
Classic Jorge
10-01-2015, 11:32 AM
That way lies madness imo
Ashberto
10-01-2015, 11:33 AM
before graduating to Audis.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2015, 11:39 AM
I sometimes wonder about F1 mind you as I am not in any way a fan nor do I watch it, but as with any sport one can be exposed to results and news, it appears to me that Lewis Hamilton seems to win almost every race to the point that it must be interminably boring.
Like the SPL but in cars.
Ashberto
10-01-2015, 11:43 AM
Jesus Christ.
" A MUST-HAVE ACCESSORY: Cycling, Backpacking, Hiking, Camping, Skiing, Climbing, Fishing, Hunting, Jogging, Yoga, Motorcycling, Tennis etc. for men, women, child, teen, adult in any outdoor activity."
So it's now compulsory, according to these peoples' marketing dweebs, to look like a complete and absolute c**t when performing any outdoor activity.
Ashberto
10-01-2015, 11:56 AM
but even the Vettel and Schumaker eras were not this predictable. The manufacturers insisted on complex hybrid technologies (to be 'relevant' to road cars) which turned out to be ruinously expensive and difficult to get right. Only one manufacturer did, but in an attempt to control costs the rules severely restrict development of the engines which locks in the leader's advantage and makes it impossible for the others to catch up. Total clusterf**k.
The moral of the story? Motorsport should never pretend to be green.
Ashberto
10-01-2015, 12:03 PM
it to be turned on max pollution..you can also still buy leaded petrol in marlow :-)http://www.platts.co.uk/petrol-station/ ive asked to get mine reconverted to love lead
plus also scare / surprise the old folks this winter as I run around marlow every morning at 6am :)
Mo Britain less Europe
10-01-2015, 05:45 PM
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