There aren't enough hours in the day for the length of time I want to punch Piers Morgan in the face

[Luis Anaconda]

[Dorset Gooner]

than punch him I would slap him with a wild sea bass

[Luis Anaconda]

[7evens]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

It's just that, in that other 5pc, we managed to concede three goals.

[7evens]

I commented recently that it's only Spurs that serve up more comedy value for the neutral.

[Luis Anaconda]

and Liverpool under your darling Rodgers are fantastic comedy value

[7evens]

exist.
Spurs however, can often put in a run of decent results and just as they reach that point where you consider them a threat...
Take your point about Bodgers but in his defence, he's come a lot closer to winning the league than we have in recent years :-D

[Peter]

Spurs probably come closest. People laughed when spurs said they would make it to the champions league. When they stepped out for their first game in the competition against young boys in the ****dorf stadium, i didn't see anyone laughing :-)

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Luis Anaconda]

Up there with "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers"