What is for lunch, chaps?

[IUFG]

Pert is having pissed-on chips

[Dutch Gooner]

[Pat Vegas]

[IUFG]

;-)

[Dutch Gooner]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Are you on a register?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was doing the kids packed lunches for school and thought I would rustle up a few for myself.

Bit of ham, mustard, cheese / pickle. The jobs a good un.

Ate them before 10am.

:-(

[Bergkamp's Brain]

What is the world coming to.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am tasked with this chore 4 mornings a week.

Sandwiches, wraps, rolls, other things.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mrs is gone for work around 6:45.

Last thing she has time for in the morning is the preparation of savoury snacks for lunchtime dining.

Actually it probably does.

:-(