Hi guys what are you all having for lunch?

[Prat]

Big thanks to Panama Pat for allowing me to do today's topic. Panama is having a bacon sandwich.

I am having a ham sandwich

Pert

[Classic Jorge]

[Prat]

Pert

[barrybueno]

It was 'kin 'andsome Pert.



bueno

[Prat]

So I make do with a regular sandwich.

Pert

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

Pulled pork’s not supposed to be eaten in sandwich. Ciabatta at a push, but common or garden bread? No.

[Fred Killah]

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

No offence, like.

And, just so you know, it was a baguette.

And now I'm eating my birthday cake. :vsign:

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

a neurotic hygiene obsessed "cook it till its blacker than Bacary Sagna" adopted Yorkshireman.

[Classic Jorge]

And you can stick your "foodie cred" up your non-kosher arse, just because your girlfriend pays for you to go to expensive restaurants it doesnt mean you know anything other than what you're told.

['Neg]

Not since they became utter **** at soccer anyway.

[Ashberto]

that even I can be bothered to prepare it. Especially when the dish is associated with having had lots to drink.

[Ashberto]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

c**t".

But seriously, I’m glad you got to experience a simulacrum of civilised life with a pulled pork baguette for your lunch. I hope it doesn’t dilute the fantasy if I tell you that fast food chain Subway also serves pulled pork nowadays. In a baguette - natch.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Ham, not bacon.

Very European A.

[Classic Jorge]

The pig was from a farm not three miles down the road in the same dale as my house.

Of course, I didnt feel the need to mention this as 'foodie cred' doesnt mean that much to me but I believe to the people that care about that sort of thing this would constitute some magical, almost unatainable foodie nirvana.

[Luis Anaconda]

a word which disappointingly does not refer to some sort of cool vampire thing as I thought when I first heard it

[Classic Jorge]

In mitigation, the only provenance I was actually interested in was whether it was in my fridge this morning.

[Monty91]

irrational food hang-ups.

[Classic Jorge]

I actually ask for my meat burned to a crisp in restaurants as the chefs will generally only do it medium/well done.

Beause chefs are egomaniacal arseholes of the highest order and the last people you should pay any attention to.

[Ashberto]

It should be an introspective moment for you, though, when Monty tries to lure you into food****ery by appealing to your prejuduces against outlets like Subway and, by extension, the people that use them.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

I hate the sea in general, mind.

Mr Consistency, me

[Ashberto]

Poo is part of the cycle of life.

[Classic Jorge]