What has this world come to, when

[Guns 'n' Roses]

failure to give your golfing opponent a putt, in some people's eyes puts you in the same category as accomplished cheaters like Diego Costa. :cry:

Who is Piers Morgan btw? A respected golf commentator?

[Ashberto]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Go back to watching men in tight shorts punt an egg around

[Classic Jorge]

How is the mullet coming on and also, how many backpackers have you murdered, raped and cut the tits off?

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Just moved back from Australia - a great year we've had down under!

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Australia is Britain with nice weather imo. :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

;-) Welcome back the First World

[Classic Jorge]

Glad you're back.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Why have you English managed to pass on all of your favourite sports to your colonies - apart from one: football?

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Crickers and ruggers are dying out now anyway

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Classic Jorge]

for the reeeeeeeaaly weird wons

[Ashberto]

[Luis Anaconda]

Only a matter of time before Bayern Munich get involved and take over the whole thing

[Ashberto]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

I met a lot of people that had emigrated from Europe. Yugoslavs, Poles, Greeks, Italians. They all missed home. Brits? Nah. Brits and Irish thrive anywhere in the world that has better weather, and pubs.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Did we invade Norway or Iceland? Even China was deemed too cold.

No, we headed south and landed with our flags, Muskets and Beach towels.

Those artist impressions of Cook arriving and being greeted by Pacific Islanders holding Pineapples are hiding one thing. Pina Coladas. If you look closely you can see the little umbrellas on the floor

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

those Celtic mountains. oh no, as soon as the opportunity arose fro them to go somewhere warm they signed up on the dotted line and head to South Africa, India, Australia, Hong Kong, Singapore etc etc.

The fact you got to beat the crap out of a load of natives at the same time was an added bonus of course

[Brentwood]

[PSRB]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Coffee on Lysaker Brygge?