These Lord Ashcroft allegations are a bit tame, aren't they? A few joints and some unascribed

[Berni]

allegation that he popped his old chap in a dead pig's mouth? I sincerely hope for his sake he got up to rather more naughtiness than that as a youngster.

[Brentwood]

but it was just banter. He wasn't even aroused

[Classic Jorge]

She appeared to change her standpoint on pork a few times last night.

I think the overriding impression we get from all of the Call Me Dave stuff is that the man is basically a c**t, which is hardly news.

[Classic Jorge]

He definitely needs the :textbookcameronwalkoff: on this one, it makes him look very authoratitive.

[Berni]

Indeed, people very near and dear to me have told me otherwise, so I'm inclined to believe them. :shrug:

[Classic Jorge]

I would love to be the person phrasing the polling question though.

"Would the PM having sex with farmyard animals make you more or less likely to vote for the conservatives at the next election?"

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Germany on a motorbike.

[Classic Jorge]

Though at least both leaders of the main political parties have now been alleged to have stuck their old chap in a pig.

[Classic Jorge]

Oooh there's a shock!

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

Seriously, though - a holiday in East Germany? :hehe: It's beyond parody.

Mind you, I would give him credit for not stacking it with something the size of la Abbott riding pillion. That's got to make steering a challenge.

[Classic Jorge]

Nice chap though he is.

I like the idea of a sort of On the Busses scenario though.

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