If sitting on your hotel bed drinking cold beer, eating Cheetos and pork scratchings whilst watching

[Berni]

a Spanish sitcom in which a husband simulates orgasm by pretending to pleasure himself anally with a sex toy while his wife listens outside the lavatory door is wrong, I don't want to be right. Life doesn't get better than that.

Nap time after this. Then off in search of din-dins.

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

asking for holibobs tips, leading to Seville being mooted .

[7evens]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Bergkamp's Brain]