guys this is serious i just electrocuted myself in the toaster i think im going into shock

[Prat]

tried fishing the toast out with my fingers because it was stuck in the toaster. I was thrown across my bedsit. I am still alive but in a bad way guys and having a panic attack. My toaster still seems to work but my bedsit smells funny.


Pert

[Ergy]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

although you may believe you have recovered you will most likely soon descend into hyper shock and die a ghastly, convulsive death.

(can I have the toaster?)

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]

[barrybueno]

but Palace were ripped off!

[Supermac1976]

[barrybueno]