Hilarious reading

[Chief Arrowhead]

The consensus amongst scientists in the 1600's was that leeches cured all ills. Bring on the bloodletting!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/12/071212-AP-ar ctic-melt.html (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/12/071212-AP-arctic-melt.html)

[Prat]

warming bro. They have technology nowadays which are much more futuristic than they had in 1600. I think the globe is getting warmer and the ice is going to melt causing floods.

Pert

[Chief Arrowhead]

I think we can assume at this point they were wrong about that.

[Prat]

Pert

[Chief Arrowhead]

They hold the magic orb that tells the future, after all.

You need to meet Reverend Headgear.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

If the scientists were so gawd-damn right...why are these huge new icerbreakers being built?