The pilot of that BA flight looks a proper sort of chap imo

[Berni]

None of this clean-cut, clean-living nonsense for him, I'd say.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/09/british-airways -plane-fire-captain-helped-avert-disaster-42-years-flying-ex perience (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/09/british-airways-plane-fire-captain-helped-avert-disaster-42-years-flying-experience)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Can't have old c**ts flying planes around the sky.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

:thumbup:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

hairyplanes. It's quite unlike you, normally.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

like a quadiplegic drowning in his own ****.

[Berni]

Surely they'd just lie still in their own ****?

See? We can all be pedants. ;-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Somehow.

You're always pedantic.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JOp2nkVLE-0/UFzAP9r_VqI/AAAAAAAATGM/mH5C6fvvmc0/s1600/fatale1.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sounds all made up to me.

[redgunamo]

The Mayday call signal was actually coined by a Brit, I think http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but there is no imminent danger of death; this is the 'Pan' call, for example, 'Heathrow Director this is Speedbird 172, Pan Pan Pan, we've got Irish passangers rioting because they have misunderstood how the French language works, please have police on stand by upon our arrival.'

That sort of thing.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Shove your pan, pan, pan up your *******s, pal.

[redgunamo]

f**king Pan, f**king hell :****er:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Toasted. Food of kings.