I was just talking to a lady who was discussing her encounter with a mutual acquaintance the other

[Berni]

night. Turns out she was bang up for it, but then they started snogging and he kept sucking her bottom lip, which put her off, so she called a halt and went to bed alone.

I said to her that the silly sod had probably seen this in a film or read about it or something and was under the mistaken impression that women love this sort of thing. It made me wonder how long he'd been knocking around under the mistaken apprehension that lipsucking was sexy? It then led me to get paranoid about which things I do that I think are sexy actually aren't. Maybe we all have things in our sexual repertoire that we think are great, but which are merely being tolerated politely by the women in our lives? :-(

[Snin]

they love it B

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Snin]

:-) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiyxv_borat-throw-the-jew-d own-the-well_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiyxv_borat-throw-the-jew-down-the-well_fun)

[Berni]

I wish I'd never said anything now. :-(

[Snin]

[redgunamo]

depending on the character, status and provenance of the dolly in question.

Personally, I keep well-bred hunting dogs and frankly, I couldn't give a tinker's cuss if anybody finds it attractive or not.

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Shocking scenes on Awimb.

[Classic Jorge]

I cant actually remember what nookie with anybody else is like I've been with my other half so long :cry:

Sexheimers!

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mums should be respected.

[redgunamo]

SW has embarrassed us all :-(

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg

[Ashberto]

Someone had to say it.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.michaelbransonsmith.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fonzie-doesnt-make-it.gif

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Standards etc.

[Snin]

[Berni]

your long-term partner. Imagine how crushing it would be to discover after years that she actually hates something you do. :-(

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

FIFTEEN f**kING YEARS!!

[redgunamo]

That's essentially how fellows define "life" and "fun".

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

- her neck being touched and if anyone were to venture there she cannot be held responsible for her actions.

Inevitably, on one occasion, I couldn't resist. She wasn't lying. Absolutely walloped me around the face :-(

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Rich]

of stayed the same from there on.

[Classic Jorge]

But, y'know, fifteen f**king years.

[Monty91]

Then again, I'm not entirely impartial to a closed fist when it comes to sex.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

Tears In Your Rectal Wall would be a great album title.

[Berni]

Other people are fundamentally irritating, so being able to cohabit with another person at all is pretty remarkable. To be able to do so happily is astounding.

But expecting it still to be sexy is asking too much.

[Monty91]

resent more than your partner. You then share in, and empthasise with, that resentment, bringing you closer together.

A bit like two people who hate each other being held hostage. Eventually they are likely to put their differences aside, because the bigger picture here is the c**t that took you hostage.

[Rich]

We share the cleaning responsibilities, we don't get in eachohther's way - it's all pretty calm, tbh.

[Berni]

whole, tedious business'. Without that, it's basically just a means of pooling house-purchasing power and staying warm at night.

[redgunamo]

Different matter entirely.

At the start anyway.

[Monty91]

but I've been led to believe the sex gets leeeetle bit infrequent when you're sharing a bed every night.

[Ashberto]

Not that I would know anything about that, of course.

[Monty91]

a baby and no partner.

[Ashberto]

Sharing the housing costs goes without saying. I've no idea how anyone survived in the old days when women didn't work. Presumably homes were priced for single earners, rather than about ten earners as they are today.

[redgunamo]

The old traditional way of going off to make your fortune, buying a plot of land to kennel one's hounds or other life passions and only *then* taking a wife and starting a family is so much simpler. Yet it's not an available course for many anymore.

As my old boys always taught us, you need to be your own man before you can have your own woman. A decent wife and kids is the icing on the cake and not a key ingredient for it.

[Rich]

Anyway, I get it perhaps once a week - I'm content with that.

Does it become less frequent?

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

The upside being blowjobs have increased.

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Your salad days are the time to deal with all that, but since teenagers were invented (in the 60s, so I gather), the thing has been to spend that crucial time in some sort of haze.

And then people wake up and realise they're suddenly forty-five years old and they can't afford anything and need to find someone or something to blame.

Sad seens.

[Rich]

My sex nearly always takes place at weekends. I get home from work so tired that all I want to do is eat supper, have a glass of wine and melt into the sofa while still in a shirt and tie. I'm not sure I'd be able to handle anything more than weekly.

[Monty91]

and then have a baby in your room for 3-6 months.

And then have a baby in the room next door...

And so on...

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

I take your point about teenagers, though. (they were invented in the 50s) It must be hard having so many. :-(

[redgunamo]

Point taken, but you cannot talk about everyone; we're all different. You must position yourself in life as it is at its best advantage to *you*. When you've made your pile you can then worry about everyone else.

If you like.

But, of course, we do not *like* because we will have enough on our plate taking good care of our own families, our own wife and our own children.

[Ashberto]

Life, I mean. Do I get another go?