'Refugee crisis: Germany says it could take 500,000 people a year'

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What could possibly go wrong?

We're doomed :-(

[Snin]

[The Tony]

[Berni]

i...oh. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll tidy that up for you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Crack on.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Plus, keeping them on an island would at least stop them Allan Akbarring our arses.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They are perfectly welcome here.

That is the type of kind people we are.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

despatching your own children away to the four corners of the earth to send you home money for Guinness.

wd Oirishers!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

What the f**k do you mean "they do not drink"?

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So much so I am going to complain to Headgear. I won't stand for casual racism.

Some f**ker getting their knickers in a twist because some other dude has a pop at Syrians yet it is seen as open season on God's own people.

For the record I never sent a red cent home, for Guinness or other provisions.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Jesus I can't keep up.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Word twisting f**ker.

[Red N White Army]

Speaking of which, I've been on the wagon so bought some 0% alcohol beer. It's still f**king vile. The wheat beer is tolerable. The San Miguel is horrid. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Better off on water in that case.

[Red N White Army]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can't be depsatched from the United Kingdom to the United Kingdom, can you? That's not so much 'emigrating' as 'moving'.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Essentially a refugee.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]