Morning guys some good news I have secured a job interview so getting ready

[Prat]

I am very nervous I admit. I have smart trousers, shirt, tie and blazer but no shoes. I will have to wear my white trainers so hopefully they won't notice.

Pert

[The Tony]

1. Hipster it up with sandles.

2. Go for the total bluff...rip some holes in your clothes...role around in the mud..get your mate to slap you a few times so your a bit black and blue...and go in barefoot....and tell them you got brutally mugged on your way in.