Ooooooooh get me

[Monty91]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/en gland-vs-switzerland-valon-behrami-inspires-swiss-with-balka n-spirit-10490567.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/england-vs-switzerland-valon-behrami-inspires-swiss-with-balkan-spirit-10490567.html)

[Peter]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you some sort of socialist?

['Neg]

no doubt. I'll read it later.

[redgunamo]

Even though we all know it's just part of an elaborate ploy to impress Neg and get in his knickers.

[Red N White Army]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

Otherwise, splendid work. :thumbup:

[Monty91]

rendering the closing paragraph entirely meaningless.

Nobbers, imo.

[Monty91]

[IUFG]

"Everything he knows" was learned in Switzerland. Apart from his mentality.

wd vb, nobody wants a Swiss mentality.

[Snin]

is enough refugee stories without this tedious ****e..wheres the football content? is it the actual match review ?? im confused, should be in politics section or blog / comment

[Snin]

[Berni]

I intend no slight on you by that remark, of course.

[Luis Anaconda]

When in doubt blame the subs :thumbup: You are clearly at home in this environment

[Monty91]

I think given the current climate, going with a refugee angle was too tempting for them to resist. There's even a link to a separate refugee story in the middle of the article.

In other words, they've turned my piece into click-bait :-(

[Monty91]

As long as the c**ts pay me, I couldn't care less.

[Luis Anaconda]

and the name on the cheque of course

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey

[Berni]

[Monty91]

when he was five, but the clever subs realised this didn't tally with his age. Fair play, imo.

[Monty91]

[Luis Anaconda]

wrong. Useless c**ts

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Your explanation makes sense.

[Monty91]

Maybe he's leeettle bit African about his age and he's in fact 34 :sherlock:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Enormous jugs I must say.

[Monty91]

[Luis Anaconda]

I hadn't read that for a while.

I like this line


"It was the final sentence. Final sentences are very, very important."

As if 90 per cent of people who read his **** would get that far down

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He is an artist, la. Highly strung. Like a racehorse. The poor chap has seen his art butchered.

I'm amazed he kept such a level head.

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Snin]

[Berni]

it's typographically ugly and - if you use drop caps - makes a mess of things. Hence their rather mystifying decision to write the number out in words rather than do the simple thing and make sure it started with a word.

[Luis Anaconda]

immensely more funny and talented father

[Classic Jorge]

I was talking over the weekend to an american chap about publishing - print and online - and the odd little differenced in conventions.

To me, 2d does not say second, whereas 2nd does. Opposite in the US, but the web seems to be changing that now.

As you can imagine, everyone else started their own conversations and left us to it.

[Berni]

but even when she wasn't full of baby she was stacked, tbf.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Red N White Army]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you think that Mitchell bloke actually managed to, you know. Do the do? He doesn't look capable.

[Berni]

He probably cried afterwards and nuzzled her mammaries while calling her 'mummy'. He looks the sort.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqiMfPe6U7g

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Is it not the job of a sub-editor to change things as he/she deems appropriate, which essentially is what they did here.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

May the good Lord bless and protect his dear departed soul.

[Berni]

not subject to the same rules as every other writer.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Seems a chap cannot even comment on a chick's massive jugs without being corrected.

The world we live in.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I must say I do not like the man at all.

I have little or no exposure to his writing but on those occasions I have seen him on the television he has always come across as a chap you would dearly love to chin.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

His occasional bon mots are simply not enough to compensate for his oleaginous gob****ery, I'm afraid.

[Luis Anaconda]

lines. He was less well-known at the time and of course, somehow, completely by accident, the email ended up in the inbox of the diary editor of The Telegraph. His utter grovelling apology afterwards was a beautiful thing to behold (the apology remarkably stayed in house).

[Red N White Army]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Red N White Army]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Red N White Army]

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jul/29/sundaytimes.pre ssandpublishing (http://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jul/29/sundaytimes.pressandpublishing)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[barrybueno]