KillingThingsWIMB: What's the worst bit of murdering you've had to do?

[Jake]

My glgf found a mouse caught on a glue trap in her house about 6 months. I thought the most humane way to put it out of its misery was to drown the little chap. It was v grim watching it writhe around under the water. Probably didn't have to film it, mind.

I also once killed a rat with the handle of an umbrella.

What's your worst bit of cold blooded deviance AWIMB?

[Berni]

I've finished off frogs, birds, mice and allsorts that the cat has dragged in. I've shot quite a lot of rats, but have no issue with that - similarly shooting squirrels, who are just c**ts.

Killed quite a few rabbits, but have always eaten them.

I think that's about it.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

You utter c**t! :yikes: :yikes:

[Jake]

[Berni]

They are a menace and a pest.

I like to take them out from my bedroom window. A bit like Amon Goeth in Schindler's List.

[Peter]

You are going on my list.

Terrible man.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Dutch Gooner]

my son keeps asking why I didn't take the skin with me instead of leaving it for dead in the desert....:hide:

[Peter]

I havent seen the other film and dont plan to do so.

[Jake]

The ball, not the pigeon.

[Berni]

I once hit a dog smack in the face with a full-blooded cricket shot. It didn't die, but did stagger around dragging its back legs for a few rather worrying/comical moments.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jake]

It was v Meet the Parents.

Her dad was an absolute c**t and just kept kicking me.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

Is the least appropriate place to post that?

[Pokster]

[Berni]

of its misery rather than having it starve or be tortured to death by a cat.

You were killing two birds with one stone, as it were.

[Rich]

There was a rat behind my shed the other day. I cornered and speared it with my garden fork. This critically injured the thing and then I hit it with the flat part of my garden shovel to silence it. It was messy :-(

[Berni]

the thing. I once shot one that the cat had brought in with a high-powered air rifle and the .22 pellet went straight through his face, exited through his arse and embedded itself in the skirting board. That was a bit messy.

[Rich]

Did you have to dig the pellet out from the skirting board?

[Berni]

the word, tbh.

I did have to dig it out. And repair the skirting board. And clean up all the rat blood, guts and whatnot.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

The Dutch have never forgiven me

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Rich]

They seem so proud of themselves as they strut about with whatever they have caught.

His face when I take it away from him :-(

[Red N White Army]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

Given that it took Wilson and the boys 6 months to record, and we did it as a three piece after two rehearsals we cannot possibly have done it justice.

[Jake]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Which, as everybody knows, is the best song on that great album by far

[Ashberto]

But yeah, I was amazed it took that long. Not that they were in the studio every day, of course, there would have been a lot of listening to mixes, mulling things over and taking drugs, I expect.

[Berni]

The memory still haunts me. :cry:

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Ashberto]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Probably helped in sending them all over the top

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

tracks on there. That sound has still not been replicated as well as this album even though many have tried.

It is 'uplifting' as few albums have been and entrancing too.

Suffice to say I quite like it

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and there is a lot about the mind set of Wilson written.

Knock yourself out

[Supermac1976]

I know I read about it on the internet. :hehe:

https://youtu.be/QP4Y8NtCFuE

Good save from the blind fella.

On a related note a blind man once put a stone threw my mate's window, we knew it was him as he'd lined up loads of stone lined up on the wall outside his window & the nosight**** went along the line. It took the ingenious fecker five goes before put the window out.

[Ashberto]

Was on not long ago. Might still be on iPlayer.

[Berni]

[Supermac1976]

https://youtu.be/sX-kFyt73Uw

[Dutch Gooner]

it raised it's head and started rattling....shot it...not proud of it....should have walked/ran away

[Jake]