Berni
09-04-2015, 08:52 AM
running along and the f**king f**ker just came up and stanged me in the back like a coward.
Now here's my issue with this: for years I have been telling women, children and effeminate, girly men to calm the f**k down whenever a wasp has appeared, since they're only going to get stung if they get all up in the wasp's grill and ****. I have then been the model of calm and stillness and only killed a wasp if it really got on my tits or tried to f**k with my pint.
Now, if wasps are just going to change the rules like this and start sneaking up on people and stinging them when their backs are turned, I am going to be forced to take a harder line with these little f**ks. I am going to have to start hunting them down and killing their entire families.
It's your move, wasps. If this guy was just a rogue gob****e who doesn't know how to behave, then I'm prepared to let this incident slide - on the proviso that you deal with the matter internally.
If, on the other hand, there is any repetition of this behaviour, then things are going to get nasty. Very nasty. You have been warned.
Now here's my issue with this: for years I have been telling women, children and effeminate, girly men to calm the f**k down whenever a wasp has appeared, since they're only going to get stung if they get all up in the wasp's grill and ****. I have then been the model of calm and stillness and only killed a wasp if it really got on my tits or tried to f**k with my pint.
Now, if wasps are just going to change the rules like this and start sneaking up on people and stinging them when their backs are turned, I am going to be forced to take a harder line with these little f**ks. I am going to have to start hunting them down and killing their entire families.
It's your move, wasps. If this guy was just a rogue gob****e who doesn't know how to behave, then I'm prepared to let this incident slide - on the proviso that you deal with the matter internally.
If, on the other hand, there is any repetition of this behaviour, then things are going to get nasty. Very nasty. You have been warned.