View Full Version : According t'tinternet, a large mixed kebab contains 770 calories.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:30 PM
That can't be right, can it? It must be more than that, surely?
I've got a 1,500 calorie allowance for my dinner tonight and I want to make the most of it.
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 03:31 PM
You can have two!
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:33 PM
It's the wine that's the bugger.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:34 PM
"I've got a 1,500 calorie allowance for my dinner tonight"
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:35 PM
so I can have a bottle of claret and a mixed kebab and still save 1,000 calories on the day! I'm also just under my target weight, so f**k knows why I'm bothered.
Billy Goat Sverige
09-03-2015, 03:35 PM
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 03:35 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:36 PM
As the great man once sang "be kind to queers".
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 03:36 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:37 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:37 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:38 PM
His would appear to be a fairly forensic analysis of calorie intake. I am not really sure how one would even begin to go about such a task.
Surely one just tries to eat well, or healthily, most of the time. Coupled with a reasonable level of exercise then one is golden.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:39 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:40 PM
Had some at the weekend, a 'tuna melt' if you will.
Not great. Thankfully it was a fancy place that had some crinkle cut crisps on the side.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:40 PM
Is that alright with you? Is that permitted, your Highness?
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:42 PM
How does one go about identifying the calorific intake of a kebab for instance?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:42 PM
tuna sandwich. It's always disappointing.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:43 PM
Of course, some of the calorie definitions are tinged with guesswork and won't be quite accurate - but I was surprised to see a large mixed kebab coming in at only around a third of a chap's daily calorie intake. I don't believe that one.
Classic Jorge
09-03-2015, 03:44 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
09-03-2015, 03:44 PM
pounder with cheese meal and have to see how much calories i'm shoving in my face.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:44 PM
You have that "oh I have not had tuna in a while" thought, or urge.
Then you eat it and realise why.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:45 PM
1,800 calories. That's got to be a massive *******.
Classic Jorge
09-03-2015, 03:46 PM
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:46 PM
Sometimes I feel weak and am even tempted by sweetcorn.
Also, the Tuna Nicoise if done well with good tinned tuna is a fine thing.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:46 PM
Anyway it's the salt that will kill you, not the calories.
Or the sugar, I'm not sure. I can’t keep up with the food nazi people.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:47 PM
Fillet of fish or 6 nuggets?
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:48 PM
...you know where I'm going with this :hehe:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:48 PM
Not for me tonight, mind. Oh no. I'm gorging on lamb grease tonight.
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 03:48 PM
for just walking. Either my device is wrong or you're not getting a fair return for much harder work. Not to mention the battering of the knees.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:49 PM
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:49 PM
Also, asking for a 'Fee-lay' of fish would make me feel like a traitor to my country.
Billy Goat Sverige
09-03-2015, 03:49 PM
Might treat myself to a sundae if i'm feeling adventurous.
There was a time when i'd get two meals but my metabolism aint cut out for that anymore.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:49 PM
None of these f**king things agree anyway.
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:50 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:50 PM
You know where I am going with this.
:vsign:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:50 PM
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:51 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:51 PM
I don't use food in that way, man.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:52 PM
In terms of the ground you are covering - flat, inclined etc.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:53 PM
Treadmill. 2 pc incline.
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 03:53 PM
Mayo is like salad cream with all the nice vinegar taken out. I don't get it.
Billy Goat Sverige
09-03-2015, 03:53 PM
ago and noticed they've moved to a skinnier chip. Disappointing.
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:53 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:54 PM
I really don't know where to start here.
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:54 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:54 PM
It was f**king rank.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:56 PM
Berni
09-03-2015, 03:56 PM
race against time and gravity that you inevitably lose in a mess of wet bread, lettuce and mayonnaise.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 03:56 PM
Red N White Army
09-03-2015, 03:58 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
09-03-2015, 03:58 PM
My girlfriend had a 3pc meal and left two pieces so i ended up having 5 pieces of chicken to go along with the two wings and two boneless strips. All good protein :hehe:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 03:59 PM
fish patty, fried in 10 month old grease.
Bleeurgh.
I ate it all up like a good boy, naturally.
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 04:01 PM
MapMyWalk, my arse. FlatterMyBlubber more like.
Berni
09-03-2015, 04:02 PM
It's in Great Amwell next to the churchyard where Harold Abrahams out of Chariots of Fire is buried (despite being a Joo - confusing imo). Anyway, we got there at about 2.15 and they didn't have any roast beef left, so the landlord said he'd do me a 8oz sirloin steak instead for the same price. Result imo.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 04:04 PM
Now if I got myself a nice piece of fillet and stirfried some brocolli with garlic and chilli, I'd save myself a whole night of self-loathing AND save up a treat...
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 04:05 PM
Classic Jorge
09-03-2015, 04:11 PM
I'm glad I didnt correct your spelling error below, now.
ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
09-03-2015, 06:55 PM
ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
09-03-2015, 06:57 PM
Or was it Ross? anyway they were bloody lovely in a bap
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