View Full Version : I just made a very inappropriate and possibly ill-judged joke.
Berni
09-03-2015, 01:12 PM
I won a company quiz night thing the other night and the HR lady just came in to give me my prize - a couple of bottles of plonk - one red one white."
When she left the office I said "Well that's the only time in my life that (NAME REDACTED) is ever likely to give me a Semillon ['Semi on' - geddit]?"
Everyone laughed. But then I realised she hadn't left, but was in the kitchen next door to my office.
I feel bad. I am a bad man. :-(
Monty91
09-03-2015, 01:17 PM
is unlikely to provoke you into a state of tumescence. Surely far better than if you'd said "not the first time she's given me a Semillon"
Your only concern should be whether the double entendre in and of itself would have caused offence.
Berni
09-03-2015, 01:20 PM
boorish manner. Had I made the joke you suggest, I still would have been oafish and boorish, but could still say I was paying her a compliment (if you consider my acknowledging someone's ability to arouse me as a compliment, of course).
No. It's rude and horrid and I feel bad. :-(
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 01:23 PM
So every cloud and all that.
Perhaps you could go to her office and give her the white wine as a token of your remorse.
Berni
09-03-2015, 01:27 PM
tried to apologise. :-(
Monty91
09-03-2015, 01:28 PM
https://stronglang.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/bitch-wine.jpg
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 01:32 PM
If she is aware of your comment she will nod her head accordingly.
If she is not then tell her it's a chicks drink anyway and never to darken your door with it again.
Berni
09-03-2015, 01:33 PM
Pokster
09-03-2015, 01:49 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-03-2015, 01:57 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-03-2015, 02:00 PM
Berni
09-03-2015, 02:01 PM
Tourette's or one of those.
I basically have a disability. :-(
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 02:10 PM
Berni
09-03-2015, 02:19 PM
Ashberto
09-03-2015, 02:33 PM
I have many faults, and one of them is too much reserve for things like 'edgy' comments involving sexual banter or flirtation. I am not claiming virtue, merely inability to behave in such a way.
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