I am so sorry I didnt introduce myself. How rude ...

[Prat]

Rupert is the name and fashion is the game. I own several successful businesses around Europe and mix with wealthy influential people. I am good friends with Arg and Joey Essex off Towie and can also boast friendships with Hollywood / US Music business people such as Richard Branson and Queen Latifah.


I trust you will all give me a very warm welcome.

Rupert

[barrybueno]

The other two were made up as well.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

People won't believe me but his surname was Tosser.

['Neg]

a) Guitars; the tube.
b) Betting on the horses; criminal activity.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

You had so much potential, this troubles me greatly

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

It was like the time at university when we had the only payphone for the block of student flats. All the students had to write their name on a list by the phone so we knew which flat they were in if we were feeling nice enough to go upstairs and let them know they had a call (mostly we only did this if they were attractive and female).

Anyway, there was a Chineser in one of the flats who put his name down as 'Wing', so we appended his name on the list by giving him the fictional surname 'Sovadove' ('Wings of a dove' - geddit?). Anyway, everyone just assumed that was his real name despite his increasingly frantic attempts to convince people otherwise ('This not my name!'). Eventually, he was listed by the site manager under this name and went mental in the site office about it.

How we chuckled. :hehe:

[Prat]

Funnily enough I was in a Skype call with Richard this morning and one topic of discussion was the recent VMA's and what happened backstage between Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj. All hell broke loose apparently and all was witnessed by Richard himself who ended up comforting Miley in her dressing room.

[barrybueno]

[barrybueno]

c) Manderin ducks and long walks.


PS. Have you killed Nic?

[Jake]

[IUFG]

so apart from getting those two people completely out of context, despite knowing them . . .

[IUFG]

[eastgermanautos]