I hope Welbeck returns soon and is able to get a good run of games.

[Pat Vegas]

Apart from him not being popular on here I like the chap.

[Rich]

finish.

Anyway, I've got a feeling he won't be back all that soon.

[Pokster]

yep, picking a player who hasn't played for about 6 months is the way ahead

[Pat Vegas]

I know he is lazy and was probably on high wages but even used just as a sub I'd have more confidence in him coming on and scoring one than Giroud or Walcott.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He's just f**king ****.

[Luis Anaconda]

Someone like Cavani who couldn't do that in France a poor league where he plays for the most dominant team :shrug: Easy to slag players off really

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Were 3 of them in 1 game?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Let's be honest, if he hadn't scored that goal at United last season, we would all quite happily describe his signing as a flop.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The thing I can't stand is that ridiculous dance he does when he scores. So embarrassing.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

Someone had to say it

[Pokster]

and as we all know, statistics never lie

[Pokster]

only recently... LP is a proven goal scorer

[Pokster]

I mean a hat trick against one of Europe's top clubs (well,when I say top I mean they got into the CL)

ok, he is a bit ****

[Luis Anaconda]

Not many of our strikers could match that

[Rich]

I'm sure.

[Ben.]

with, again, everything in his favour.
Apart from having to play with Ronaldo obviously.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

suited him entirely.

What a left foot though :love:

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I can recall his cup final goal of course.

I think there was a hat-trick the week before which may have resulted in his selection for the big day.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mind you all 5 were very watchable.

[IUFG]

http://www.watson.ch/imgdb/7282/Qx,A,0,0,370,208,154,86,61,34;Ani/1360440645374946

daft c**t

[Luis Anaconda]

Never seen Neuer looked so scared before - he knew what was coming

[Ben.]

highlight for me was how fed up Ronaldo looked after Hamez overhead.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Could of course simply been camera angles but apart from Hamez’s free-kick I am not sure he was feeling the love.

[Ben.]

lets face it he was never going to be cheerful.

Ronaldo 5, might have got a bit more out of him.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The vital 6th to kill off Betis.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/24/article-0-1E2E82A700000578-338_634x576.jpg

[Ben.]

sorry did I say score?

I meant concede.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Betis are Alvaro's (My The Lord Bless And Protect Him) equivalent of Tottenham.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

To hate is to waste time.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Without pain, no Paracetomal.

[Ben.]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I just wanted to make sure you were fully aware of the reasoning.

Dear Alvaro. I miss him so :-(

[Ben.]

wasn't he big on young JAR when we were signing him?

[Ben.]

:-|

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But if I am 100% honest with you I don’t look for their result otherwise, my Saturday evening happiness is not in any way enhanced or lowered by the outcome of their game.

Hate is such a strong emotion.

I hate Stephen Hunt for example. The combined musical works of the Corrs. People who order coffee is pubs. Inequality, global poverty and homophobia.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

wanted to tell us we had ourselves a very special player.

I have been lucky enough to spend time with him and his charming wife on seceral occasions in Seville. 12 hour drinking and tapas sessions are his speciality :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The winner takes it all, the loser has to fall.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They hysteria on Awimb that day was … eh, hysterical. Then he scored that goal v Chelsea.

Then we discovered he was a little c**thook Spanish lazy dago mummy’s boy.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He kept Pires out of the team, for all love.

[Ben.]

he could spend the rest of his time killing and still get a :thumbup:

Can't remember what he said about Baptista though, probably nothing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He knows the best bar for each dish, naturally.

He was a bit 'meh' about Baptista, I think.

[Ben.]

he looked great on youtube.
I remember being slightly taken aback, although not entirely stunned, when this fat c*nt turned up.