She sounds nice

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1 1838560/Teen-who-pressured-her-boyfriend-into-suicide-to-fac e-trial-in-October.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11838560/Teen-who-pressured-her-boyfriend-into-suicide-to-face-trial-in-October.html)

[Mc Gooner]

[Berni]

Were she to start persistently encouraging me to top myself I think I might reassess our relationship.

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Either you chuck away too much food, you're not recycling or you have the world's smallest bin.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I do not mean that as an insult btw, simply an observation.

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I expect your girlfriend kind of likes you though secretly wishes she could have got another bloke to knock her up, while I also expect your young son finds you funny to look at.

Any brief sadness they may experience from your passing is not something I would like them to endure.

[Berni]

Why would you think we have two bin changes and - more pressingly - why on earth would you care?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

As in "dont you have a chap that takes care of that sort of moribundity that you can berate for being a feckless kaffer?".

That sort of thing

[Monty91]

As for why I would care, I refer you to Steve Williams' post.

[Monty91]

modern life.

BOOM! :winning: