It does help if you read this tweet in the voice of Unlce Monty from Withnail & I

[Classic Jorge]

"It's the most devastating moment in a young mans life, when he quite reasonably says to himself, "I shall never play The Dane!" It is at that moment that all ambition ceases to exist."

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[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

To be honest, I'd assumed this lad was a foreign and just couldn't speaka da lingo too good. Didn't realise he was English.

[Fred Killah]

[Classic Jorge]

Still though, you'd hope someone could write after a decade of schooling, wouldnt you?

Also, I'm convinced snin's less lucid moments are largely down to enthusiasm rather than any sort of learning disability, like welsh.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

That'd be bostin'

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/J6Cy6_1IWBo/hqdefault.jpg

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Actually, it was Cup-a-Soup, wasnt it?

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

#silly****#hewillbebackplayinginamonth

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Welsh

[Luis Anaconda]