Talking of Cheque books Terry Wogan or Les Dawson?

[Dorset Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Wogan for me. The less stressful option.

[Dorset Gooner]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/10/article-2555496-1B54B91800000578-891_634x488.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You inherited the breasts, amirite?

[Dorset Gooner]

[Berni]

Bygraves to Monkhouse on Family Fortunes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Grayson, by a country mile.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/a57e316239cd86744d54eb2f7734e7ffd4aa5f25.jpg

[Berni]

Here she is dressed as a highwayman for some reason.

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I read once that Grayson was gay.

He can't have been. My mum loved him, and she had no time for deviants.

Cf Liberace.

[Berni]

I blame Doris Day, her out of Carry On Cowboy and various pantomime principal boys. :-(

On the subject of Grayson, I simply refuse to accept that he was a quare.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That may make you the Q in LGBTQI. Questioning. Maybe.

It was intimated to me that his friend, 'Slack Alice', was actually a man, and that the nickname 'Slack' was based upon the looseness of his anal sphincter, reamed and plundered as it had been by such a vast number of tumescent members.

I cannot begin to believe this vile slander.

[Berni]

man bits, I just quite like it if they're wearing man clothes first. It's not weird or anything.

I simply assumed Slack Alice was a lady with morals as loose as her vagina, tbh. I was never sure why people laughed at Everard, though.