Not wishing to grumble, but if there are no strikers left in the world

[Ashberto]

how come other teams are scoring goals?

And is there another team in the PL who have scored less than two non-deflected goals?

Just wundrin, like. Though admittedly we have been robbed of a couple of goals by the refs. Thankfully these things even out in the end.

[Ben.]

everyone else plays a false nine.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I would imagine a few of our rivals would love to have that card up their sleeve.

[Ciaran]

Plenty of decent strikers in the Irish league, mate

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I think he's the most limited striker i've ever seen in a Wenger team.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Very unfair to label him the most limited striker etc all the same given that he's not a striker.

In general I think he is probably a massive c**t, an opinion I have formed from the odd interview I have watched him do.

Very fast though.

[Luis Anaconda]

Walcott have all managed to find the net in their careers at some point, a. It will probably happen again. We scored a few goals last season I believe. Maybe even Kos, Bellerin, Gabriel, Per and Nacho can get a few over the course of the next nine months. Stranger things have happened.

Not Coquelin though - he has f**k all chance of scoring

[Ciaran]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Ciaran]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

With Theo up front the opposition can defend deep and nullify him. With Giroud they can defend high and limit him. With Theo on the right and Ollie as Rich's "Point man" at least one of them has a chance of doing what they do best. Walcott is still a c**t, though. 140kilopounds a week. :-|

Of course this leaves the problem of where to put all our wannabe No 10s.

[Classic Jorge]

i actually think the Chilean Dynamo still needs more rest, we should be using him from the bench at most.

Still, needs must and all that

[Ciaran]

If your strikers are not firing then you expect your midfieldes to chip in but they are not producing either. Where is vermelen when you need him :-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Ciaran]

[Bergkamp's Brain]