If we arent signing a big name player we should sign a *big* name player

[Classic Jorge]

My money would definitely be on Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo from Brugge, just for the name alone.

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo, you know it makes sense.

[Berni]

I think you know where I'm going with this.

[Classic Jorge]

So there's every chance his family actually are. I'm liking this idea even more.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A perfectly decent day to day swilling champagne.

[Ashberto]

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
Was a footballer not from the Congo
From Antwerp he came,
Where they all look the same,
Like Tintin and Negger and Kompsto

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

It's certainly better than anything Herb ever comes up with. And most of his stuff ends up talking about Nigella Lawson's 'mingepiece'

[Classic Jorge]

We'll be thought of as bad as chelsea fans

[Berni]

http://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/cms_images/ron-atkinson-4340-248853.jpg

[Ashberto]

Clearly a ginger kid with an ice-cream quiff, a bald white man in lycra, and a black man with a lightbulb-shaped head do not look remotely similar.

However, I shall compose another version just for the easily outraged.

[Classic Jorge]

http://teamc1920sresourcebook.wikispaces.com/file/view/cross-burning-at-nighttime-ku-klux-klan-kkk-rally.jpg/255765714/465x326/cross-burning-at-nighttime-ku-klux-klan-kkk-rally.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/b/be/HatB_-_Ken_Griffey_Jr's_misfortune.png/revision/latest?cb=20100919202719

[Ashberto]

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
Played football but not for the Congo
From Belgium he came,
With their funny old names,
Like Tintin and Negger and Poirot

[Ashberto]

the third reich.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I recommend the great key of E. The people's key.

[Ashberto]

The saddest key.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NgViOqGJEvM/hqdefault.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's well overdue a viewing.