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Berni
08-28-2015, 09:39 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/aug/28/goth-teenager s-at-higher-risk-of-depression-study-finds (http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/aug/28/goth-teenagers-at-higher-risk-of-depression-study-finds)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-28-2015, 09:42 AM

Classic Jorge
08-28-2015, 09:45 AM
Also, the study size was about 3.5k, which is hardly reliable.

Also welsh, which has a higher suicide rate than WWII kamikaze squadrons.

Berni
08-28-2015, 09:45 AM

Berni
08-28-2015, 09:47 AM
people were wondering if it was some kind of suicide cult?

Presumably, the people who wondered this had never actually been to Bridgend, since a couple of hours there is quite sufficient to explain the phenomenon.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-28-2015, 09:48 AM
How come kids at school weren't keeling over dead all the time? I mean, peanut brittle was all the rage.

It's simply a matter of auto-suggestion. We're convincing people they'll die if they eat a peanut, so they do.

Berni
08-28-2015, 09:52 AM
risk of anaphalaxis due to peanuts led the NHS to offer advice to parents not to give their young kids peanut products, which meant that - not being exposed to it - more kids actually developed the allergy.

I don't know how anyone in the states survives with a peanut allergy. Virtually everything they eat has peanut butter in it.

Pokster
08-28-2015, 09:57 AM

Berni
08-28-2015, 09:59 AM
you die, though.

Classic Jorge
08-28-2015, 10:00 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-28-2015, 10:02 AM
I would simply ignore the whole sordid play-acting.

Peter
08-28-2015, 10:03 AM
As if that could ever happen

Classic Jorge
08-28-2015, 10:03 AM
I just hope it isnt an anaphalactic lesbian trans or intersex person, for balance's sake

Berni
08-28-2015, 10:05 AM
snarling "Get up, you c**t!' in a tight game against Stoke.

Proper order, that. :nod:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-28-2015, 10:06 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Berni
08-28-2015, 10:07 AM
Went to try out his new fanny only for it to be painful because apparently, they hadn't lasered off the hair follicles from his nutsack before they turned it inside out.

Shocking seens imo.

Berni
08-28-2015, 10:11 AM
Even a stopped clock's right twice a day, p.

Classic Jorge
08-28-2015, 10:12 AM

Pokster
08-28-2015, 10:19 AM

Peter
08-28-2015, 10:25 AM
It.

And it turns out it was happening. Maybe he is right about everything else? Apart from the lizard bits, obviously.

Classic Jorge
08-28-2015, 10:29 AM
Look at Francis Maude, you just know he has a forked tongue and a deep love of light bulbs.

http://cdn.diginomica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Francis-Maude.jpg

Berni
08-28-2015, 10:37 AM
to have some basis in truth (how much we don't actually know at the moment) is neither here nor there.

For instance, quite a lot of people knew Jimmy Savile was a monstrous perv who was forever shagging young girls. It didn't require any superhuman insight.

As for the Bilderberg Group, that is a well-known group where some of the world's most powerful people gather. That is not a secret. Equally, it is not per se sinister.

Peter
08-28-2015, 01:14 PM