Any tips / suggestions on buying a new fridge freezer?

[Ashberto]

No need for storing whole pigs and so on in the freezer. It's mainly for cooling beers down quickly, keeping the vodka chilled, and fish fingers.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Very impressed with the service and the price.

In general terms I would recommend getting the biggest one you can possibly squeeze in. They're never big enough.

[PSRB]

for breaking part of the door mechanism the day after the 2 year warranty ran out :banghead:

[Berni]

one. No fuss or mess whatsoever and it took less time than whichever retailer it was we'd visited was quoting us.

Not a word of English between them, mind. Bless. Hand gestures and smiling sufficed.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

'Let's hope he doesn't come to regret that later'.

[PSRB]

[Berni]

dispenses ice cubes.

[Monty91]

or, failing that, a hand made of ham.

[Berni]

The ham hand would just look horrible, smell of ham and - if you ate it - would constantly look gnawed at and gross. The armpit, on the other hand, would save you on those occasions when you go out not expecting it to be sunny without any cream or hat on. Sunburn would be a thing of the past - a result all round.

Anyone who choosese the ham hand is a spastic.

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

moment.

It would also be illegal to monetise either option.

[Berni]

The squirting would be a minor inconvenience compared to the horror of sunburn. The ham hand would be rank, greasy, sweaty and manky. Suncream all the way.

The tit that dispenses talcum powder, on the other hand (ha!), is pointless.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

Thanks anyway. :thumbup:

[Berni]

Get with the 21st century. At least buy f**king great bags of ice from Tesco.

[PSRB]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]