Trainers. Why can't I buy a pair of plain black trainers? Everything I see is a

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

collection of fluorescent colours and the size of Thames barges. I don't have club feet, nor a disco fetish.

:modernworldis****:

[Classic Jorge]

https://images.mr-shoes.co.uk/Media/Images/Products/600/17987.jpg

Have you tried... http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/uk/catalog/productdetail.jsp? id=5326426260052&color=001&cm_mmc=UK-Google-UO-PLA-_ -Product_Listing_Ads-_-PLA-_-5326426260052%20001%200010& istCompanyId=fd4154a9-4cdd-4aee-99fd-6824ddc5112b&istIte mId=pqrimlrll&istBid=tztw&gclid=CKndjOzOxMcCFUI_Gwod 2KwDHQ (http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/uk/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=5326426260052&color=001&cm_mmc=UK-Google-UO-PLA-_-Product_Listing_Ads-_-PLA-_-5326426260052%20001%200010&istCompanyId=fd4154a9-4cdd-4aee-99fd-6824ddc5112b&istItemId=pqrimlrll&istBid=tztw&gclid=CKndjOzOxMcCFUI_Gwod2KwDHQ)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Actually I don't trust those, they're too cheap. What's wrong with them, eh?

[Rich]

massive, massive deviant in them.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.nswhc.co.uk/uploads/8/3/3/1/8331524/_1095597_orig.jpg

[Jake]

http://www.office.co.uk/view/product/office_catalog/5,21/430 7104649050?gclid=CPSa67nPxMcCFRQTGwodR3YGDQ (http://www.office.co.uk/view/product/office_catalog/5,21/4307104649050?gclid=CPSa67nPxMcCFRQTGwodR3YGDQ)

http://www.office.co.uk/view/product/office_catalog/5,21/201 4702825030?gclid=CKSonofQxMcCFQgGwwod3HULUw (http://www.office.co.uk/view/product/office_catalog/5,21/2014702825030?gclid=CKSonofQxMcCFQgGwwod3HULUw)

http://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/puma-suede-lfs/140339/?cm_ mmc=googleshop-_-google-_-shopping-_-pla&istCompanyId=9c 5cf6f7-3142-4f9f-be57-2fce9c67adfd&istItemId=waairtipm&a mp;istBid=tzir&gclid=CK7RgJPQxMcCFRK3GwodkFgCVw (http://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/puma-suede-lfs/140339/?cm_mmc=googleshop-_-google-_-shopping-_-pla&istCompanyId=9c5cf6f7-3142-4f9f-be57-2fce9c67adfd&istItemId=waairtipm&istBid=tzir&gclid=CK7RgJPQxMcCFRK3GwodkFgCVw)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What of my poor feet?

[Rich]

[Jake]

You can run in the Roshe's (Nike).

If the purple doesn't offend you I would buy these:

http://www.adidas.co.uk/ultra-boost-shoes/B27171.html

Tho Stuarts have some of the core black:

http://www.stuartslondon.com/footwear-c67/trainers-sneakers- c69/adidas-ultra-boost-m-core-black-shoes-s77417-p20851/s116 261?utm_source=google&utm_term=Product_Target&utm_ca mpaign=%28SC%29+Adidas+Originals+Footwear&utm_medium=cpc &utm_content=vr4xUesX|pcrid|56775646372|pkw||pmt||p dv|c| &gclid=CM-6naHSxMcCFQb4wgodiWkKxQ (http://www.stuartslondon.com/footwear-c67/trainers-sneakers-c69/adidas-ultra-boost-m-core-black-shoes-s77417-p20851/s116261?utm_source=google&utm_term=Product_Target&utm_campaign=%28SC%29+Adidas+Originals+Footwear&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=vr4xUesX|pcrid|56775646372|pkw||pmt||p dv|c|&gclid=CM-6naHSxMcCFQb4wgodiWkKxQ)

They don't look like flippers on either:

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5283b109e4b01e8cfd59170f/t/54f33d73e4b080da0ca2892d/1425227125430/

[Snin]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

http://www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/women/Reebok-Workout-Plu s-sneakers-item-11003233.aspx?gclid=CMOOqoevxccCFUFmGwodDCgB jw&ef_id=Vdz3lwAAARb245Xc:20150825231743:s (http://www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/women/Reebok-Workout-Plus-sneakers-item-11003233.aspx?gclid=CMOOqoevxccCFUFmGwodDCgBjw&ef_id=Vdz3lwAAARb245Xc:20150825231743:s)

As favoured by your favourite anorak wearing plane spotters...

:hehe: