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[Luis Anaconda]

But in an even more ridiculous twist, defender Johan Djourou, who made an average of nine league appearances a season in his decade at Arsenal, scored an 89th-minute winner for Hamburg. With his side drawing 2-2 against Stuttgart, the Swiss won the ball, pirouetted, ran the ball out of defence and played it to a team-mate before inexplicably carrying on running in Forrest Gump fashion and picking the ball back up in the box to fire home.

[Ben.]

sounds fictional tbh, the only bit I can picture is the Forrest Gump reference.

[Luis Anaconda]

Hamburg winning is probably the weirdest thing

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[Ben.]

Adler appeared to go from Neuer to Almunia almost overnight.
Newcastle and Spurs have had this for years.

[PSRB]

[Luis Anaconda]

professional footballer, let alone one worth 30 million quid. Utterly woeful

[Ben.]

He looked half decent in Italy and had a massive reputation at River, although I remember feeling the same about Rebrov, I should have more faith in Spurs really.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ben.]

I assumed they meant the last one.

Can you remember an Ashes with a lower standard than this one?

There appears to no more than a couple of people on both team combined who can actually bat.

[Luis Anaconda]

Cook deserved a ton on Saturday though - just knew Smith would bowl utter dross and then get a wicket. Just wish it had been Buttler. He really struggled against Lyon - f**k know what the Pakistan bowlers will do to him if he is picked

[Berni]

I do suspect that one reason Cook may have bowled on Thursday was that - while conditions might have looked half-decent - he's got no more faith in his top order than in Australia's.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

the whole thing. Maybe even Lickle Mickey Owen's take on our batting failures. That will improve things

[Ashberto]