I am not sure a search of his premises is really required.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://img.rasset.ie/000b0211-630.jpg

[Berni]

The inexplicable popularity of KISS always made me very suspicious about Americans, tbh.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The whole American rock / make-up thing made me file them away as complete wrong 'uns from the get go.

This f**ker is guilty.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Tonight I wanna give it all to you
In the darkness
There's so much I wanna do
And tonight I wanna lay it at your feet
'Cause girl, I was made for you
And girl, you were made for me

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Tonight I wanna see it in your eyes
Feel the magic
There's something that drives me wild
And tonight we're gonna make it all come true
'Cause girl, you were made for me
And girl I was made for you

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can give it all to you baby
Can you give it all to me

Oh, can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough
Yeah, ha

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Oh, I was made, you were made
I can't get enough
No, I can't get enough

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can give it all to you baby

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

Quote:



I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Aside: Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I f**ked all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, f**k some more,
Oh great God daddy,
(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if f**kin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be f**kin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would f**k you baby, honey I'd make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Aside: Ow, ****!
(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)
Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from f**kin'.
Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry
(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)
My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my f**kin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I must say the bit about his asshole standing "open like a church door, And the crabs walks in like people" made me wince a bit. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

Quote:



But when I saw you coming out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew
I've got to have you, I've got to have you

She's' been around, but she's young and clean
I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no

Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen.





:judge: Guilty, send him down.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Indeed, it's not limited to that. I would refer the Honourable Gentleman to Fleetwood Mac's 'Oh, Daddy' off of Rumours.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Unlike "Daddy, Daddy, Shave my balls" to paraphrase from the earlier early Blues ditty.

[Berni]

that the authorial voice does get a bit confused at times.

Here, in fact, is a picture of the charming Ms. Bogan. Quite the looker, I think you'll agree?

http://www.pastblues.com/images/files/August/Lucille%20Bogan.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Ask somebody in the office.

[Berni]

You'd be lucky to get it out of that gob in one piece imo :-(

[Berni]

able to wind up Guardian readers effectively :nod:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Were I not accelerating towards orange lights at the time I may have texted in.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Calling them 'he' gets them properly riled up.

[Supermac1976]

That'll be fun.

[Berni]

**** surname for a transgender that, when you think about it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Bloody women drivers.