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Berni
08-21-2015, 01:33 PM
of socially-retarded cybervirgins with - and I'm going to risk this assumption - a very limited experience of the world and a pretty simplistic understanding of pretty much everything seem to have taken it upon themselves to act as moral arbiters of what entirely legal businesses people ought and ought not to be allowed to run.

Does this not worry anyone else?

'First they came for the adultery websites...' that's all I'm saying.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:37 PM
Look at business. In the old days, businesses were run by Sales, since without selling, there is no business. In the 90s this changed, and businesses were more and more run by the bean counters - 'CFO', for all love. Now businesses are run by computer geeks who decide what you can do based on 'the system' - software no longer serves business, business exists to support the software and thereby employ the unemployable.

Of course these geeks share other traits beyond beards, little personal hygiene and an absence of social skills.

They are socialists and, often, secret muslims.

redgunamo
08-21-2015, 01:39 PM

Berni
08-21-2015, 01:40 PM
Plus, of course, these geeks are all terrible misogynists. Look at the Gamergate business.

Brentwood
08-21-2015, 01:41 PM
Cracking idea for a business mind.

Remember the won where people with HIV could hook up? :puke:

Classic Jorge
08-21-2015, 01:41 PM

redgunamo
08-21-2015, 01:43 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:44 PM
Some even try to present a benign face to the public; they pretend to be harmless, simple souls with a penchant for masturbating to video games, and so on.

I know what you're all up to, though.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:45 PM
Come the day, we will triumph using imagination and the Human Spirit.

Also guns. They don't like guns or violence unless it's in a game.

Berni
08-21-2015, 01:46 PM
As a sex, we'd crawl over broken glass to empty our nutsacks.

It's our greatest weakness.

Classic Jorge
08-21-2015, 01:47 PM

Berni
08-21-2015, 01:47 PM
A dead arm here, a debagging there. They soon knew their place.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:48 PM

redgunamo
08-21-2015, 01:48 PM

Brentwood
08-21-2015, 01:49 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:49 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:50 PM
You could beat one for pleasure, I suppose. But he'd just get straight back on his XBox and start running the world again.

Berni
08-21-2015, 01:53 PM
the impotent' and I've a feeling that's what we're living in now - freaks with a grudge wielding power over normal people. :-(

redgunamo
08-21-2015, 01:56 PM

Ashberto
08-21-2015, 01:56 PM
:-|

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 01:58 PM
Perhaps it won't be quite the pushover you were expecting.

Berni
08-21-2015, 02:00 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 02:01 PM
'I didn't even use an Oxford comma.And if I had, it would have been a matter of house style not elegance, and my house is OUP because it's where my parents met. There were no commas in my list. They were phrasing commas!'

Berni
08-21-2015, 02:04 PM
She seems rather confused as to the whereabouts of her house? Has she been drinking again?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 02:04 PM
How often do you walk into a pub or supermarket and everyone is getting sheepishly to their feet, rubbing dust off their knees. Eh? Eh?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 02:05 PM

Berni
08-21-2015, 02:09 PM
Acorah. :hehe:

Berni
08-21-2015, 02:11 PM

crazy dog
08-21-2015, 02:11 PM

crazy dog
08-21-2015, 02:13 PM

Berni
08-21-2015, 02:14 PM
How are you, dear lady? Well, I trust?

Luis Anaconda
08-21-2015, 02:24 PM

Ashberto
08-21-2015, 02:37 PM
- Karl, Kentish Town.

"The meek will inherit the earth" - GOD

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2015, 02:38 PM

crazy dog
08-21-2015, 02:38 PM
Win.

Berni
08-21-2015, 02:42 PM
I'm in Enfield :-(

crazy dog
08-21-2015, 02:42 PM