Berni. Forecast now available up until 19:00 local.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

EGSS 211057Z 2112/2218 19009KT 9999 FEW030 BECMG 2122/2201 8000 PROB30 2200/2206 4000 BR BECMG 2206/2209 9999 PROB30 2211/2218 6000 SHRA

During the day the visibility will be good after the early morning mist clears. The wind will be southerly at 11 mph. There will be 1 or 2 oktas of cloud at 3,000'. There is a 30 pc probability, between midday and 19:00, of visibility reducing to 6 km in showers of rain.

I very much hope that this is of some help.

Kind regards

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

What the f**k is an Okta, btw?

Thank you, mind. :-)

[Berni]

you've got your batting or bowling points.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd be surprised if you saw any rain at all - it could happen, but I'd consider it unlikely, at least until later in the evening.

Cloud coverage is measured in eighths, or oktas.

You're welcome.

[Berni]

I hate batting second if it's hot. I'm too old to spend hours running around chasing leather in a hot field first.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

dewpoint. This we take from the current METAR or ATIS.

At this time of year there will easily be 10 degrees between these values, so we have no concerns there. (I think they said something about 'a scorcher' on the radio earlier.)

Can't you hit the ball with your stick very hard so it goes over the rope?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Did we get our batting points? Did we f**k as like. :-(

And now we're in a relegation dogfight.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

I think the theory is that it would be unfair to allow one side to accrue points and not the other.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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