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Berni
08-19-2015, 01:05 PM
Let us never speak of this matter again.
Monty91
08-19-2015, 01:08 PM
which was when I vomited after being fed it at a blindfolded food tasting competition.
I'd imagine it also makes your windypops episode infront of the woman in the allotment feel like a distant memory, too.
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:10 PM
beachball must after it's been sat on to force the air out. :-(
Classic Jorge
08-19-2015, 01:16 PM
http://www.rocksbackpages.com/public/img/artists/12027.jpg
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:17 PM
http://airportwindsocks.com/images/categories/011.JPG
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-19-2015, 01:36 PM
I believe I **** my own bodyweight in 48 hours.
It wasn't fizzy, though. The hummus, I mean. I couldn't speak for the ****e.
Monty91
08-19-2015, 01:37 PM
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:39 PM
percussive farting I've ever done in my life. Honestly, it was like I was a set of bagpipes and I was being played by a large and burly Scotsman. And it went on and on.
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:43 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-19-2015, 01:44 PM
You wait until later :-( :toilet:
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:45 PM
It's the fizzyness that has undone me. :-(
http://a142.idata.over-blog.com/600x400/3/02/18/95/actu-8/Actu-9/Actu-10/actu-13/Dossier-16/Dossier-27/Dossier-36/Dossier-39/Dossier-44/dossier-45/dossier-46/Dossier-49/53/Salton-Sea-mud-volcano----SSNat.wildlife-refuge-2010---D.Mc.jpg
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Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-19-2015, 01:46 PM
You did eat a whole f**king tub ffs.
redgunamo
08-19-2015, 01:46 PM
As dear old Joan Sims would say.
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:49 PM
couldn't face the idea of coming out and someone who'd heard what happened seeing me. What if I'd known them? :cry:
Classic Jorge
08-19-2015, 01:54 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-19-2015, 01:55 PM
That moment where you enter to be hit by initially a wall of bounce and then you meet the chap exiting a trap, what exactly to say.
Sometimes the age old “better out than in” just isn’t appropriate.
Berni
08-19-2015, 01:57 PM
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