Well I have discovered that, if you leave a tub of Waitrose houmous in your bag for 24 hours, by the

[Berni]

time you come to eat it, it will have taken on a strangely bubbly, aerated texture and be quite fizzy and slightly alcoholic on the tongue. Not unpleasant, but slightly unsettling.

Who knew, eh?

[redgunamo]

Though, one probably doesn't eat enough of it to do any real harm.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Now you have put me in mind of a chickpea curry with naan for lunch.

[Berni]

:-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Thing is I sit beside an Indian chap who each day dines at his desk, a daily selection of vegetarian delights made by his wife or mother, or both.

Any gaseous releases I succumb to during the afternoon toil will simply be put down to him.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Probably about 30+ years ago at this point. Only ever knew one of them.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Apologies for coming across as a perishing bender

[Berni]

It's not good. I may have made a tactical error here.

[Snin]

who knew ?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am sure my old dear was upset at the time but I imagine I was more annoyed at having to spend the guts of 2-3 days down at the farm.

[Snin]

forms of poison if not soaked or some such ? was it true ?

[Berni]

Rule 1: Don't defecate in public lavatories.

Mind you...:-(

[Snin]

[Pokster]

and enjoy the warm toilet seat :-(

[redgunamo]

She declined to explain why :rubchin:

[Berni]

Something's going to have to give here. :-(

[Ashberto]

[Snin]

plus you don't have to wipe up when you spunk on the floor by mistake

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

guaranteed..humus etc gone off is deadly

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, The QM?

[Pokster]

[Snin]

[Jake]

Definitely not a goer, imo.

[redgunamo]

Ah, yes. I see what you mean. That wouldn't surprise me at all.

And it's "Quartermaster".

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]